Star wars funnys

[me9996]

(On board death star)
Tarken: Did she tell you where the rebel base is, Vader?
Darth Vader: She said it was Yavin 4 Grand moth Tarken.
Tarken: Grand MOFF! It's Grand MOFF Tarken!
Darth Vader: Sorry about your lisp sir.
Tarken: Lisp? I don't have a lisp! I speak better than you!
Darth Vader: Well, it's on Yavin 4.
Tarken: What's on Yavin 4?
Darth Vader: The rebel base, remember?
Tarken: Oh... Oh yes... Well plot a course to go blow it up.
Darth Vader: Are you shure that's a good idea?
Tarken: What do you mean?
Darth Vader: Well Yavin 4 is the ancient home of the sith, or at least one of them.
Tarken: Yes, that's a good point. And she's probubly lieing anyway.
Darth Vader: The rebel base is likely on Aalderan, you know how warlike those people are!
Tarken: I know, last time I visited I got mugged!

The End.