The Entmooters' Party!

Rána Eressëa · 02-20-2002, 06:31 PM

Heh...I couldn't help myself

Whether you were a part of "What would you do?" or not, please join in on the madness!

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(Rogue Elf sits impatiently near the door, waiting for the party guests to show up. Suddenly the doorbell rings, and she jumps up to answer it.)

Rogue Elf: Ah! FrodoFriend! You've made it!
FrodoFriend: [looking stark-raving mad] Lembas! Lembas! Where are they at?! Show me! NOW!!!
Rogue Elf: [jumps back] Ohhhkay... [points to the kitchen] In there!
FrodoFriend: [dives into the kitchen]
Rogue Elf: And don't eat all the cheesy poofs!!!

RRIIIIINNNGGG! RIINNNGG!

Rogue Elf: Who is it this time? [opens door]
Feraway: Hey! What's up, chica?
Rogue Elf: Hey! Come on in! Just don't go into the kitchen yet... [whispers] ...FrodoFriend is eating lembas.
Feraway: [gasps!] Uh-oh. Well, thanks for the warning.
Rogue Elf: You're welcome. [smiles]
Feraway: I'm gonna walk around.
Rogue Elf: Go on ahead.

(Feraway disappears up the stairs. Doorbell rings again. Rogue Elf dashes for it.)

Rogue Elf: WHASSUP??!!
Samwise of the shire: [shrieks] AHHH!!!
Rogue Elf: Oh, I'm sorry.
Sam: S'all right.
Rogue Elf: Well, come on in and do something. Whatever you want, I guess. Everyone's just starting to show up.
Sam: I'll go get a drink. [walks off]

(The doorbell rings yet again. Rogue Elf answers.)

Rogue Elf: Hello, Churl! What'd you bring with ya?
Churl: Some good ol' Dwwwaaaarrrrrvvvviiiissshhhhh ALE!!! [sprays Dwarvish Ale around the room]
Rogue Elf: [shrieks] And I just CLEANED this place!!!

RRIIIINNNGG!! RIINNGGGG!!

Rogue Elf: It'll never be spotless white again... [sniffles] ...Tesseract! You made it!
Tesseract: AI! AI! I told you I would! You know, just because--

RIIIINNGGGG!!! RIIINNGGGG!!!

Rogue Elf: Oh, hold on a second. [opens door]
Jerseydevil: I found it! Oh, the wonder of it all! I almost got lost looking for this place, you know...but then I ran into those wonderfully nice elves again and they--
Rogue Elf: Great! Perfect! Sit down! Have a drink! Whatever!
FrodoFriend: [yelling across the house] LLEEEEEMMMBBAASSS!!!!
Churl: [yelling back in reply] DWWWAAARRRRVVVVIIIISSHHH ALE!!!!
FrodoFriend: MMUUUSSSHHHRROOOOOMMMSSSS!!!!
Churl: MEEEEEAAAAAAAADDD!!!!
Jerseydevil: What? Are you all a bunch of drug addicts now?
FrodoFriend: WEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!
Rogue Elf: [shakes head] I'm afraid so...

(Someone rings the doorbell to the tune of "Jingle Bells".)

FrodoFriend: AHA! I know who that is!!! [makes a run for it to the door] I'LL GET IT!!!
Rogue Elf: Hey! What are you--
FrodoFriend: I CAN FLLYYY!!! [crashes into the door]
Rogue Elf: [cringes] Girl...no more lembas for you.
Jerseydevil: [answers the door] Wayfarer! How's it been going?
Wayfarer: [whips out a staff] I am a servant of the UBER LEET, wielder of the MAD SKILLZ! POWERGAMING will not avail you--
Jerseydevil: Umm...I think that thread ended already...
Wayfarer: Oh... [pauses] ...kinda hard to get out of the habit...
Jerseydevil: I understand. Come on! Join the party!
Wayfarer: [looks down at FrodoFriend] What happened to her?
Jerseydevil: Lembas. Want one?
Wayfarer: [raises eyebrows] Ehh...no thanks...

RIINNGG!! RIIINNGG!!

Rogue Elf: [sighs] The door is open, Hugo!!!
Hugo Weaving: Oh, I knew that. Galadriel, honey! Come! The party has begun!
Galadriel: [walks in gracefully] Oh, what a nice little place you have here, Rogue Elf. It's a shame you didn't chose to go to live in Middle-earth. By the way...where are the hobbit Frodos at?
Rogue Elf: Hmm...running around here somewhere I'm sure...

(Frodo #1 and Frodo #2 run by throwing ice cream at each other.)

Rogue Elf: AHH!!! NOO!!! NOT THE COUCH! NOT THE COUCH! [runs after them]
Hugo: Heh heh heh...this is so amusing!!! [twitches]
Jerseydevil: Want a lemba?
Hugo: Ah! LEMBAS!!! Give them to me!
Jerseydevil: They're in the kitchen.
Hugo: [runs into the kitchen] AH-HA-HA-HA!!! LEEMMBBAASSS!!!

(FrodoFriend wakes up suddenly and stands to her feet.)

FrodoFriend: You-know-who isn't here yet...is he?
Rogue Elf: Yes, he is. Why?
FrodoFriend: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! [skips off laughing] I've got a GREAT game we can play! Eh-heh-heh-heh!!!

RRIIIIINNNGGG!! RIIINNNGGG!!

Rogue Elf: For Eru's sake, the door is still open!!!!!
bropous: Oh, picky, picky, aren't you?
Rogue Elf: Oh, hey, bropous! Whassup?!
bropous: [looks up, scrunches face] Looks like chocolate ice cream to me...
Rogue Elf: [screeches] AHH!!! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE, FRODO #1 AND FRODO #2!!! I'MA STRANGLE YOU!!! [runs off again]

(Suddenly the doorbell is rung again, and in walks...)

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02-20-2002, 06:31 PM	#1
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	The Entmooters' Party! Heh...I couldn't help myself Whether you were a part of "What would you do?" or not, please join in on the madness! ------------------------------------------------ (Rogue Elf sits impatiently near the door, waiting for the party guests to show up. Suddenly the doorbell rings, and she jumps up to answer it.) Rogue Elf: Ah! FrodoFriend! You've made it! FrodoFriend: [looking stark-raving mad] Lembas! Lembas! Where are they at?! Show me! NOW!!! Rogue Elf: [jumps back] Ohhhkay... [points to the kitchen] In there! FrodoFriend: [dives into the kitchen] Rogue Elf: And don't eat all the cheesy poofs!!! RRIIIIINNNGGG! RIINNNGG! Rogue Elf: Who is it this time? [opens door] Feraway: Hey! What's up, chica? Rogue Elf: Hey! Come on in! Just don't go into the kitchen yet... [whispers] ...FrodoFriend is eating lembas. Feraway: [gasps!] Uh-oh. Well, thanks for the warning. Rogue Elf: You're welcome. [smiles] Feraway: I'm gonna walk around. Rogue Elf: Go on ahead. (Feraway disappears up the stairs. Doorbell rings again. Rogue Elf dashes for it.) Rogue Elf: WHASSUP??!! Samwise of the shire: [shrieks] AHHH!!! Rogue Elf: Oh, I'm sorry. Sam: S'all right. Rogue Elf: Well, come on in and do something. Whatever you want, I guess. Everyone's just starting to show up. Sam: I'll go get a drink. [walks off] (The doorbell rings yet again. Rogue Elf answers.) Rogue Elf: Hello, Churl! What'd you bring with ya? Churl: Some good ol' Dwwwaaaarrrrrvvvviiiissshhhhh ALE!!! [sprays Dwarvish Ale around the room] Rogue Elf: [shrieks] And I just CLEANED this place!!! RRIIIINNNGG!! RIINNGGGG!! Rogue Elf: It'll never be spotless white again... [sniffles] ...Tesseract! You made it! Tesseract: AI! AI! I told you I would! You know, just because-- RIIIINNGGGG!!! RIIINNGGGG!!! Rogue Elf: Oh, hold on a second. [opens door] Jerseydevil: I found it! Oh, the wonder of it all! I almost got lost looking for this place, you know...but then I ran into those wonderfully nice elves again and they-- Rogue Elf: Great! Perfect! Sit down! Have a drink! Whatever! FrodoFriend: [yelling across the house] LLEEEEEMMMBBAASSS!!!! Churl: [yelling back in reply] DWWWAAARRRRVVVVIIIISSHHH ALE!!!! FrodoFriend: MMUUUSSSHHHRROOOOOMMMSSSS!!!! Churl: MEEEEEAAAAAAAADDD!!!! Jerseydevil: What? Are you all a bunch of drug addicts now? FrodoFriend: WEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!! Rogue Elf: [shakes head] I'm afraid so... (Someone rings the doorbell to the tune of "Jingle Bells".) FrodoFriend: AHA! I know who that is!!! [makes a run for it to the door] I'LL GET IT!!! Rogue Elf: Hey! What are you-- FrodoFriend: I CAN FLLYYY!!! [crashes into the door] Rogue Elf: [cringes] Girl...no more lembas for you. Jerseydevil: [answers the door] Wayfarer! How's it been going? Wayfarer: [whips out a staff] I am a servant of the UBER LEET, wielder of the MAD SKILLZ! POWERGAMING will not avail you-- Jerseydevil: Umm...I think that thread ended already... Wayfarer: Oh... [pauses] ...kinda hard to get out of the habit... Jerseydevil: I understand. Come on! Join the party! Wayfarer: [looks down at FrodoFriend] What happened to her? Jerseydevil: Lembas. Want one? Wayfarer: [raises eyebrows] Ehh...no thanks... RIINNGG!! RIIINNGG!! Rogue Elf: [sighs] The door is open, Hugo!!! Hugo Weaving: Oh, I knew that. Galadriel, honey! Come! The party has begun! Galadriel: [walks in gracefully] Oh, what a nice little place you have here, Rogue Elf. It's a shame you didn't chose to go to live in Middle-earth. By the way...where are the hobbit Frodos at? Rogue Elf: Hmm...running around here somewhere I'm sure... (Frodo #1 and Frodo #2 run by throwing ice cream at each other.) Rogue Elf: AHH!!! NOO!!! NOT THE COUCH! NOT THE COUCH! [runs after them] Hugo: Heh heh heh...this is so amusing!!! [twitches] Jerseydevil: Want a lemba? Hugo: Ah! LEMBAS!!! Give them to me! Jerseydevil: They're in the kitchen. Hugo: [runs into the kitchen] AH-HA-HA-HA!!! LEEMMBBAASSS!!! (FrodoFriend wakes up suddenly and stands to her feet.) FrodoFriend: You-know-who isn't here yet...is he? Rogue Elf: Yes, he is. Why? FrodoFriend: MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! [skips off laughing] I've got a GREAT game we can play! Eh-heh-heh-heh!!! RRIIIIINNNGGG!! RIIINNNGGG!! Rogue Elf: For Eru's sake, the door is still open!!!!! bropous: Oh, picky, picky, aren't you? Rogue Elf: Oh, hey, bropous! Whassup?! bropous: [looks up, scrunches face] Looks like chocolate ice cream to me... Rogue Elf: [screeches] AHH!!! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE, FRODO #1 AND FRODO #2!!! I'MA STRANGLE YOU!!! [runs off again] (Suddenly the doorbell is rung again, and in walks...) Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 02-20-2002 at 06:34 PM.