Star wars funnys

[Desperado_51]

Luke and Vader are battling and Vader cuts off Luke's arm.
Vader:Luke join me. Join the dark side (inhale exhale)
Vader:WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!! (inhales and exhales then laughs)
Luke:NO NOT COOKIES!!!!!!! what do i do?????
Vader:We have chocolate chip COOKIES!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Luke:NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Anakin walks tword obiwan dressed in rapper clothes with a big ol $ chain around his neck with hat sideways.
Obiwan:anakin? Is that you?
Anakin:Yo yo yo obi dog my homie-g!! whats happenen bro?
Obi:Anakin have you turned to the dark side of town?
Anakin: duh ya ol foo! wha it look like foo?
Obi:I-I-I
Anakin:dont sweat it dog. the big hauncho gave me a mission. if i kill you i get 50 gs. ya kno what i mean ya ol foo?
Obi:WHAT??!!
Anakin:yea ya kno wha i mean dog i mean bling bling dude. ok lets get down to the grease yo!
Anakin and obi wan ignite lightsabers
Anakin: ho ho ho hold up g! i gotta do mi intro man. ya dig dog?
Obi:Wha?
Anakin:lemme put it like this. (Anakin starts doin a beat and starts rappin) Anakin:Anakin and the ol foo throw out their lightsabers and then battle was on like it was life savas!
(he keeps goin on and on with his horrible rap and obi gets irritated )
Anakin (still goin with his rap):Then obi down on da ground bleedin li- !!!!!
Obi swung his lightsaber around and sliced anakin in two.
Obi:NOOOOOO PADAWAN!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?????? I MEANT TO CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!! WHY? WHY? WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY??????????? But i guess he shut up anyways.


I thought it was funny i hope you did to.