"Luke is a Mentat!" and Other Star Wars Facts

trolls' bane · 10-17-2005, 11:38 PM

Luke is a Mentat!
It must be true! Anyone else notice that he's got purplish lips in Return of the Jedi? Just like a mentat! I wonder where he keeps the mind-enhancing drug. Besides, he comes from a planet that could be re-named properly without anyone noticing: We could call it "Arrakis, Dune, Desert Planet."

The New Source on Charmed
There is a new source, yet none of the Hallowell sisters have figured it out, nor even known. Leo doesn't even know. But I do. It's Han Solo! Look at that evil, smug smirk of his. I'll swear he is a demon.

Leia: The Missing Link of Evoloution
She is! But not the Human missing link. The Bantha missing link. In A New Hope, her hair-do looks like the horns of a Bantha. This will totally shake the scientific foundation and the concept of Evoloution to it's roots: that Banthas and Humans are in fact more closely related than Apes and Humans.

Darth Artoo Baggins
Wicket was onto something when he was trying to see into Artoo's camera. He knew that Artoo was in fact a Hobbit, but more machine now than Hobbit, twisted and evil.

10-17-2005, 11:38 PM	#1
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	"Luke is a Mentat!" and Other Star Wars Facts Luke is a Mentat! It must be true! Anyone else notice that he's got purplish lips in Return of the Jedi? Just like a mentat! I wonder where he keeps the mind-enhancing drug. Besides, he comes from a planet that could be re-named properly without anyone noticing: We could call it "Arrakis, Dune, Desert Planet." The New Source on Charmed There is a new source, yet none of the Hallowell sisters have figured it out, nor even known. Leo doesn't even know. But I do. It's Han Solo! Look at that evil, smug smirk of his. I'll swear he is a demon. Leia: The Missing Link of Evoloution She is! But not the Human missing link. The Bantha missing link. In A New Hope, her hair-do looks like the horns of a Bantha. This will totally shake the scientific foundation and the concept of Evoloution to it's roots: that Banthas and Humans are in fact more closely related than Apes and Humans. Darth Artoo Baggins Wicket was onto something when he was trying to see into Artoo's camera. He knew that Artoo was in fact a Hobbit, but more machine now than Hobbit, twisted and evil. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator