Truly LOST In Middle Earth

[Grey_Wolf]

Summary of Cast so far:

Valandil as the Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader

Lotesse as the Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader

Altanis as the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man

Rohirrim TR as the Young Adventurous Man (Charlie)

Rian as the Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman

Earthbound as the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle

Nurvingiel as the Headstrong Young Woman

Troll's Bane as the Slightly Obese Guy

Spock as the Bad Guy But Really Good Guy Who's Really a Bad Guy But Good Guy At Heart.

Butterbeer as The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy

Willow Oran as the Highly Pregnant Woman

Pytt as the Physics Teacher (Gregor)

The Last Sane Person as The Step Brother of the Young Head-strong Woman (Todd)

...as the Korean Wife With Knowledge of A Certain Language Unbeknownst To Husband

Udukhaturz as Industrious and Surly Husband of the Korean Couple

Telcontar_Dunedain as The Black Man

Nerdanel as His Son

Jesper, the Chinese Nude Dog as The Unspeakably Horribly Goldarn Uggliest Dog On the Face of Middle Earth.

Anduril as the Crazy Man Deep Down In the Mid-Jungle Bunker

Curubethion as The Green Jungle Monster

Brownjenkins as Native Troll Named Glug Who Dislikes the New Arrivals

Crazy Squirrel as the Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not Mists

Finrod Felagund as the Other Drug Addicted Rockstar/Actor of the Remaining Unidentified Twenty-Five Characters (who's to say there isn't one of them in that group )

Of the Wind as the Cannibalistic Cave Girl

Acalewia as Hotheaded Young Latin Woman of the Remaining Twenty-Five

...as Obnoxiously Cocky And Leader-Position-Grabbing Australian of the Remaining Twenty-Five.