Join the Dark Side

[trolls' bane]

We're now accepting stormtroopers in full force. If you want, you can audition for the Imperial Marching Band, in which we will dress you in an officer's uniform. We also need some TIE pilots, a few Dark Troopers, a Shadowtrooper or two, maybe a giant cat (What? What if we have giant mice in the garbage compactors?), and many more people! Best of all, membership is free, because we got all our money from the First Galactic Bank.