What would you do? heh heh heh . . .

aldesign · 01-10-2002, 06:30 PM

CHAPTER 7 - - An Elven Boat - FrodoFriend

Heck, this is too much fun to end!

Elijah Wood, Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend set out on the quest to Mount Doom.

FrodoFriend : This is taking too long! We must make haste!
Rogue Elf : *sees a golfcart* Look! An Elven-boat!
*all three jump into golfcart and start off at top speed of 5 miles per hour. Suddenly, a PoliceMan runs up!*
PoliceMan: Mr. Wood! I heard your frantic screams and came to protect you from vicious fans! *sees Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend * All right, girls, the fun's over, now let him go!
Rogue Elf : *shrieks*
FrodoFriend : Orc! Orc!
Elijah Wood: Face your doom, Fatcat son of Packrat, for I am Frodo son of Drogo! *beats PoliceMan with a golfclub. PM flees*
Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend : My hero!
Elijah Wood : *looks at golfclub* I shall name you Stringthing, Causer of Brain Damage and Bringer of Hemorrhages. *sticks Stringthing through his belt and jumps back onto golfcart*

The Threesome drive off again. Soon many police cars are following them. Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend turn around and chant an Elven-spell:
"Be you Orc or be you Man
You'd better run while you still can
Frodo's ours now, 'til the end of time
So leave him to us, lest we make worse rhymes!"
The PoliceMen, dismayed by the ferocity of the chanting, fall back. Elijah Wood , Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend sneak into a drive-in movie to hide.
Elijah Wood : That was some nice chanting.
*Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend giggle*
FrodoFriend : So can I see your mithril coat now?

CHAPTER 8 - The Return of Brollum - Rogue Elf

(Elijah Wood , FrodoFriend , & Rogue Elf are continuing one their journey to Mount Doom. As they rode there in their Elven-boat, they hit something sharp and received a flat tire. Gloomy and annoyed, they deserted their Elven-boat.)

Elijah Wood : We've lost our precious boat! What other tragedies shall come hither to us?!
Rogue Elf : [sighs] Isn't he so dreamy when he talks like that?
FrodoFriend : [sighs] Yeah......

(Suddenly, noises are heard in the thickets nearby. Surprised by the sound, EW draws out his mighty StringThing and advances towards the bushes.)

Elijah Wood : Abide there, Friend & Rogue...I shall hinder this beast myself...
FrodoFriend & Rogue Elf : [sigh dreamily]

(Elijah Wood creeps up to the brake...and with one mighty swing, clears away the bush. b]Bropous[/b] is crouching on the ground eating a fish fillet. He glances up at EW slowly...and lets out a shriek.)

b]Bropous[/b] : Don't hurts us! Don't hurts us! We only feasting!
Elijah Wood : Why, you pesky beast! What brings you to these foul and plagued lands?
b]Bropous[/b] : [blinks] We lives here. [blinks] Duh.
Elijah Wood : You shall live here no more!

(Elijah Wood lifts StringThing and is about to swing when...)

b]Bropous[/b] : WAITS! We knows you! Elijah! Elijah Woods!
Elijah Wood : I am NOT Elijah! I am Frodo, son of Drogo!
b]Bropous[/b] : No, no, no! We knows a face when we sees one! And we hates it! WE HATES IT FOREVEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
Elijah Wood : Foolish vagrant! If you know me so well, answer me a riddle!
b]Bropous[/b] Riddles?! RIDDLES?! We loves riddles! [hops around happily for a while]
Elijah Wood : Then answer me this...what have I got in my pocket?
b]Bropous[/b] : [thinks silently to himself for a few moments] THE RING! THE RING! You gots the RING in your pockets!
Elijah Wood : WRONG! [pulls out Pepper Spray and sprays it in b]Bropous[/b] ' eyes] FLY, my ladies! We must flee!

(Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend flee away with Elijah Wood close behind.)

b]Bropous[/b] : CURSE ITS! CURSE ITS! BAGGINS, HOBBIT-FRIEND, AND ELF! WE HATES IT! WE HATES IT FOREVEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!

CHAPTER 100 - Exhibit A - Title By Churl, Writen by Bropous

Churl : Why do I get the feeling that a transcript of this thread will be labeled "Exhibit A" sometime in the near future…?

LOL, churl, as long as it is "Exhibit A" for the Defense and not for the Prosecution, I'm cool with the idea!

Judge : Mr. Rectus, call your first witness.
Prosc : Your honor, the Prosecution calls to the stand, b]Bropous[/b] .
Bropous : Your honor, I object! I am not b]Bropous[/b] , I only play him on the Internet!
Judge : Take the stand, b]Bropous[/b] .
Bropous : [Grumbling all the way to the stand]
Clerk : Hold up your right hand. Do you sweartotellthetruthandnothingbutthetruthsohelpyouT
olkien?
Bropous : I do.
Clerk : Be seated.
Prosc : Mr. b]Bropous[/b] ...
Bropous : I'm not b]Bropous[/b] !
Prosc : Objection, your honor, evading the question!
Bropous : You ain't ASKED a question!
Judge : Sustained. Answer the question, b]Bropous[/b] .
Prosc : Now, bropous, what in the world does EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO mean? Is that some sort of terrorist organization?
Bropous : I forget! I'd have to check my notes!
Prosc : Don't toy with this court, b]Bropous[/b] ! We know you made threats to kidnap Elijah Wood and make him dance naked!
Bropous : It was a joke, I swear it! I don't want to see ANY guy naked! Really!
Prosc : Your honor, I would like to call your attention to Prosecution Exhibit A...
Bropous : Well you better do the damn voices right, then.

01-10-2002, 06:30 PM	#11
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	CHAPTER 7 - - An Elven Boat - FrodoFriend Heck, this is too much fun to end! Elijah Wood, Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend set out on the quest to Mount Doom. FrodoFriend : This is taking too long! We must make haste! Rogue Elf : sees a golfcart Look! An Elven-boat! all three jump into golfcart and start off at top speed of 5 miles per hour. Suddenly, a PoliceMan runs up! PoliceMan: Mr. Wood! I heard your frantic screams and came to protect you from vicious fans! sees Rogue Elf* & FrodoFriend * All right, girls, the fun's over, now let him go! Rogue Elf : shrieks FrodoFriend : Orc! Orc! Elijah Wood: Face your doom, Fatcat son of Packrat, for I am Frodo son of Drogo! beats PoliceMan with a golfclub. PM flees Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend : My hero! Elijah Wood : looks at golfclub I shall name you Stringthing, Causer of Brain Damage and Bringer of Hemorrhages. sticks Stringthing through his belt and jumps back onto golfcart The Threesome drive off again. Soon many police cars are following them. Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend turn around and chant an Elven-spell: "Be you Orc or be you Man You'd better run while you still can Frodo's ours now, 'til the end of time So leave him to us, lest we make worse rhymes!" The PoliceMen, dismayed by the ferocity of the chanting, fall back. Elijah Wood , Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend sneak into a drive-in movie to hide. Elijah Wood : That was some nice chanting. *Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend giggle* FrodoFriend : So can I see your mithril coat now? CHAPTER 8 - The Return of Brollum - Rogue Elf (Elijah Wood , FrodoFriend , & Rogue Elf are continuing one their journey to Mount Doom. As they rode there in their Elven-boat, they hit something sharp and received a flat tire. Gloomy and annoyed, they deserted their Elven-boat.) Elijah Wood : We've lost our precious boat! What other tragedies shall come hither to us?! Rogue Elf : [sighs] Isn't he so dreamy when he talks like that? FrodoFriend : [sighs] Yeah...... (Suddenly, noises are heard in the thickets nearby. Surprised by the sound, EW draws out his mighty StringThing and advances towards the bushes.) Elijah Wood : Abide there, Friend & Rogue...I shall hinder this beast myself... FrodoFriend & Rogue Elf : [sigh dreamily] (Elijah Wood creeps up to the brake...and with one mighty swing, clears away the bush. b]Bropous[/b] is crouching on the ground eating a fish fillet. He glances up at EW slowly...and lets out a shriek.) b]Bropous[/b] : Don't hurts us! Don't hurts us! We only feasting! Elijah Wood : Why, you pesky beast! What brings you to these foul and plagued lands? b]Bropous[/b] : [blinks] We lives here. [blinks] Duh. Elijah Wood : You shall live here no more! (Elijah Wood lifts StringThing and is about to swing when...) b]Bropous[/b] : WAITS! We knows you! Elijah! Elijah Woods! Elijah Wood : I am NOT Elijah! I am Frodo, son of Drogo! b]Bropous[/b] : No, no, no! We knows a face when we sees one! And we hates it! WE HATES IT FOREVEEEEEEERRRRR!!!! Elijah Wood : Foolish vagrant! If you know me so well, answer me a riddle! b]Bropous[/b] Riddles?! RIDDLES?! We loves riddles! [hops around happily for a while] Elijah Wood : Then answer me this...what have I got in my pocket? b]Bropous[/b] : [thinks silently to himself for a few moments] THE RING! THE RING! You gots the RING in your pockets! Elijah Wood : WRONG! [pulls out Pepper Spray and sprays it in b]Bropous[/b] ' eyes] FLY, my ladies! We must flee! (Rogue Elf & FrodoFriend flee away with Elijah Wood close behind.) b]Bropous[/b] : CURSE ITS! CURSE ITS! BAGGINS, HOBBIT-FRIEND, AND ELF! WE HATES IT! WE HATES IT FOREVEEEEEEERRRRR!!!! CHAPTER 100 - Exhibit A - Title By Churl, Writen by Bropous Churl : Why do I get the feeling that a transcript of this thread will be labeled "Exhibit A" sometime in the near future…? LOL, churl, as long as it is "Exhibit A" for the Defense and not for the Prosecution, I'm cool with the idea! Judge : Mr. Rectus, call your first witness. Prosc : Your honor, the Prosecution calls to the stand, b]Bropous[/b] . Bropous : Your honor, I object! I am not b]Bropous[/b] , I only play him on the Internet! Judge : Take the stand, b]Bropous[/b] . Bropous : [Grumbling all the way to the stand] Clerk : Hold up your right hand. Do you sweartotellthetruthandnothingbutthetruthsohelpyouT olkien? Bropous : I do. Clerk : Be seated. Prosc : Mr. b]Bropous[/b] ... Bropous : I'm not b]Bropous[/b] ! Prosc : Objection, your honor, evading the question! Bropous : You ain't ASKED a question! Judge : Sustained. Answer the question, b]Bropous[/b] . Prosc : Now, bropous, what in the world does EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO mean? Is that some sort of terrorist organization? Bropous : I forget! I'd have to check my notes! Prosc : Don't toy with this court, b]Bropous[/b] ! We know you made threats to kidnap Elijah Wood and make him dance naked! Bropous : It was a joke, I swear it! I don't want to see ANY guy naked! Really! Prosc : Your honor, I would like to call your attention to Prosecution Exhibit A... Bropous : Well you better do the damn voices right, then. Last edited by aldesign : 01-11-2002 at 08:47 AM.