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Old 07-23-2004, 10:56 AM   #1
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Lyrd of the Ryngs

A Modern version LOTR:

The hobbits: Hooligans in punk hairstyles
Gandalf: A Natural Health Care Salesman
Aragorn: Executive Officer of a company manufacturing power saws.
Boromir: An achitect waiting for his father's retirement from the family company.
Faramir: A poet
Legolas: A forester
Gimli: A crude mine-worker

Arwen: A supermodel
Eowyn: A feminist
Theoden: A second-hand bookshop keeper
Eomer: A zen karate master
Galadriel: A zonetherapist
Denethor: the aging EO of an architectural firm
Saruman: A competing brand NHC salesman

Wormtongue: A catburgler
Gollum: Another catburgler

All the Wraiths: School bullies
The Witch-King: Leader of the school bullies

Sauron: A Crack king

(His evil purpose to flood Middle-Earth in a deluge of crack)

...what say ye of this idea.

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