Favorite Quotes

Not neccessarily from LOTR, but from anywhere.

Some of my favorites are:

"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love"
"There are only two things that are infinite--the universe, and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the first one"
--both by Albert Einstein

"Comedy equals trajedy plus time"

"Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"There are three types of people--those who see, those who see when they are shown, and those who do not see"
--Leonardo Da Vinci

"Why can't everyone just get along? There'd be a lot less notes!"
--Usually rather idiotic member of my history class

"But...blue is wrong for roses!"
--From The Glass Menagerie. Ok, so it doesn't mean anything out of context, but it's my favorite line!

"Whatever they offer you, DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!!"
--From Little Shop of Horrors

"People will believe what you tell them, either because they hope it is true, or because they are afraid it might be."
--From Wizard's First Rule

"Heaven will not a heaven be, unless my cat is there with me"

"Some people fly through your life like butterflies. Some people are fellow travelers, who stay for a while, but leave when the plane lands at the next stop. And some people move into your home and set up camp."