A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR II

[Earniel]

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Originally Posted by Pippin Took434

1. you get upset because you cant find the Misty Mountains or Mirkwood on a map.

2.you name a child or pet after a character

3. you throw your wedding ring into the fire to see the runes on it.

4. you are afraid of crows, black horses, and mines of any sort.

5(i got most of these off of the lord of the rings.com, but this is my fave) everytime you ride the merry go round, you find yourself screaming "what news of the north riders of rohan?"

[trolls' bane]

Okay...Re-subscribing...

[me9996]

Ditto.

You know you're obsessesed with LOTR if:
1.You eat raw fish.

2.You eat hobbits.

3.You eat lembras.

4.You eat mushrooms just becoulse they did in the books.

5.This list makes you hungry.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by me9996

Ditto.

You know you're obsessesed with LOTR if:
1.You eat raw fish.

2.You eat hobbits.

3.You eat lembras.

4.You eat mushrooms just becoulse they did in the books.

5.This list makes you hungry.

Mmm...Hobbit. Filet Bagend .

[Lotesse]

I got a real kick out of the "What news from the North, Riders of Rohan" one. LOL! That was cute. That's something I would do, just for laughs, on a merry-go-round!

[trolls' bane]

That is a great one!
You know you're obsessed when:
You are hiking with a walking stick and waiting to cross an intersection on a highway. The signal is about to change in your favor, and you bang the staff against the ground and say "You cannot pass," and then stroll across.

[durinsbane2244]

if in your sleep you mutter, "i wish the ring had never come to me!" than your spouse starts asking questions...

[me9996]

You know your famly is obsessed if:

1. Your dog is named Sam after the hobbit (we don't have a dog but it would likely be named Sam)

2. You're named after a caricter in LOTR.

3. Your last name has been changed to "Baggens".

4. Nothing but mushrooms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and for you british: tea)

5. You live underground.

[Elemmírë]

You start fangirling the planet Venus when you see it in the sky.

I swear, I can't stop staring.

[littleadanel]

And when your maths teacher takes the whole class out to watch Venus passing in front of the Sun since it's an occasion you shouldn't miss, you stare with a smile on your face, and in your very-deepest-most-secret thoughts you think "How amazing. Eärendil meets Arien".

[trolls' bane]

Why your math teacher?

[littleadanel]

Because she was the only teacher to realize that if we stay in the school building the whole day, we won't be able to see it. LOVED her for that.

[trolls' bane]

Ha! When did this happen? I haven't chekced any star charts, calendars, nothing.

[littleadanel]

Well, quite long ago, 'twas because of ElemmÃ*rë's post that it came into my mind... had to google it for the exact date, so: 8th June 2004. (was it that long ago? I was at 3rd grade in high school then...) I really don't know when it can be seen in other parts of the world, though... But it's a really rare occasion. Over here, the next time is 2247. (google again )

[Acalewia]

wow i was still in high school

1. Every time you see someone dressed as an elf in the mall you think "hey, where's the bow and quiver?!"
2. When you lose a gold ring your nephew gave you, you yell "Precious! Lost!" in the Gollum voice.
3. Every word that comes out of your mouth is a quote from LotR
4. You beg your parents to let you get the Evenstar necklace on the grounds you are an elf trapped in a mortal's body.
5. On a merry-go-round, you yell "Ride, Riders of Rohan! Ride to glory and to Death!"

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Acalewia

wow i was still in high school

1. Every time you see someone dressed as an elf in the mall you think "hey, where's the bow and quiver?!"
2. When you lose a gold ring your nephew gave you, you yell "Precious! Lost!" in the Gollum voice.
3. Every word that comes out of your mouth is a quote from LotR
4. You beg your parents to let you get the Evenstar necklace on the grounds you are an elf trapped in a mortal's body.
5. On a merry-go-round, you yell "Ride, Riders of Rohan! Ride to glory and to Death!"

Ha! You know how those horses go up and down? "Arise! Riders of Theoden!"

[me9996]

My Little sister wanted to post this:
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You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:
you have a hobit wig (or in my case do your hair like Legolas)

you have a hobit hole birthday cake and wish for the one ring

you jump off a tower and hope you land on a egel

you make a dugout out of that hill (if you have a hill) and call it your hobit hole

you have a golam plushie ( i have been wanting one ever sens I saw it on *web site name that has been edited out by me9996*)

you named you're cat golam

you have posters of the lord of the rings carectors on your wall (im going to print out one soon)

you push you'er pet cat (golam) in'to the bath tub resighting the scean from
the movie

you diy yourpet cat green to look like golam

you call the tallest pirson in yout family Gandy

(I call my bro a gient hobit)
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Thats it, I'll turn all my sisters words pink at a later time.
I have.

[Acalewia]

your sister named her cat Gollum?! and died it green?!

[me9996]

Originally Posted by Acalewia

your sister named her cat Gollum?! and died it green?!

No she didn't, for one thing about half the people in my family are alrirgic to cats so we don't have one.

Second:She wouldn't, she likes cats too much.

[me9996]

Another bunch of my little sisters ideas (this is getting annoying)
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You know your obsessed with LOTR if you...

name your stuffed anymels after LOTRs carectors (thank goodnes one of the things I havent done )

if you.... call your best friend Sam

if you say my preshusssssssss more then two times a day(one time is enuff to freak me out)

you talk to the tree in you're back yard on how to plan an atack on the nabors . and you say "the closer you are to danger the farther away you are from harm its the least theyd exspect" (you must think im crazy by now )

you go to school with you're LOTR tee-shirt, you're LOTR note book, you're LOTR three ring binder, (sorry if I spell bad )you'er LOTR back pack, and efishel fan club hat

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thats it boys and girls . I can't think of anything else sorry