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03-02-2004, 06:03 PM
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The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bounded in a nut-shell
Posts: 1,593
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Pippin: Maybe the elves didn't know what to make lembas taste like- which is why lembas tastes like everything!!!
Legolas: I try to avoid familiarity with dwarves.
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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03-03-2004, 10:52 AM
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mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: New York's beautiful North Coast -- we're all mad here!!!
Posts: 635
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Frodo to Haldir (as the Fellowship enters Lorien): "Baggins. Party of eight."
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 "Never try to out-stubborn a cat!" -- R. Heinlein ~~~~~~~~~ "But I don't want to be among mad people, " Alice remarked. "Oh, but you can't help that," said the Cat; "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." ~~ Lewis Carroll ~~~~~~~~~~~ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana... Last edited by Beruthiel's cat : 03-05-2004 at 09:34 AM. |
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03-04-2004, 09:02 PM
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Thief Queen of Entmoot
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly...
Posts: 1,060
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*hobitts putting up banner*:
WELCOME, SHARKY! lol   
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*smooch* Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical. |
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03-07-2004, 07:03 AM
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founder of the color blue
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: E-Space
Posts: 1,727
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Aragorn: Man, Frodo, thats a nice ring...
Frodo: Thanks, I got it out of a Cracker Jacks box. Watch this *blows whistle on ring* he he, its AWESOME!!!! Aragorn (excited like a little boy) SWEET!!!! Gandalf: Frodo, what happened to the other ring? Frodo: The Batman one? Gandalf: No, the Sauron one. Frodo: Oh, I havent got it yet. Thats next week in the Happy Meal. Gandalf: Oh, really? Because I saw Elrond with the Sauron one already. Frodo: Are you sure?
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08-06-2004, 09:39 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
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Ooo. This sounds fun!
Lobeia Sackville-Baggins (to Frodo on his birthday): Frodo, you can keep Bag End. Please come by for some tea. I have some wonderful presents for you. And bring that wizard and all your outlandish friends with you.
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08-07-2004, 11:08 AM
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Fëanorophobic
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the pages of a book
Posts: 1,417
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Here are some (sorry if they've been said before, but I don't have time to read the whole thread):
Beren: WHAT! A SILMARIL? Forget it. No elf-woman is worth THAT! Mandos: I'm not angry Denethor: When will the king return? Pippin: Man, I'm depressed! Saruman to Wormtongue: That's it! Plant the tree right here. Smeagol to Deagol: Oh that's right! You already gave me my birthday gift. |
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08-07-2004, 12:26 PM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
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Quote:
.Feanor: Does anyone want to buy this Silmaril? 20% off for a limited time.
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08-07-2004, 12:51 PM
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Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
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Ooo... fun! Here's some. (Sorry if they're already done..)
Pippin: Ale? I hate ale! And pipeweed! All hobbits: We HATE mushrooms!!!! Gollum: We hates raw meat, preciousss. Givess it to usss grilled, preciousss, well done, pleassse.
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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08-07-2004, 03:09 PM
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Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
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Legolas: I'm bored of having pretty braided hair. I think I'll cut it short, spike it, and dye it pink.
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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08-07-2004, 03:13 PM
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Swan-Knight of Dol Amroth
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the Bay of Belfalas
Posts: 1,125
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Balrog: (to Gandalf) Olorin! I haven't seen you in an age!
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"What song the Sirens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions are not beyond conjecture." - Sir Thomas Browne, Urn Burial. |
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08-07-2004, 03:27 PM
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Fëanorophobic
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the pages of a book
Posts: 1,417
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How about this:
Galadriel: Welcome to Lothlorien *sits down and keeps silent* Celeborn: The quest stands on the edge of a knife.... |
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08-07-2004, 04:18 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: wherever my dreams take me
Posts: 356
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Shelob: Could you please sell me that star-glass of yours? You can't imagine how many orcs it would take to screw in a light-bulb!
Frodo: I have come. But I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not do this deed. Come Smeagol, take the Ring. It was your birthday present after all before my nasty uncle Bilbo stole it from you. Manwe to Elves: I think some of you should leave. Otherwise we will be facing some serious overpopulation problems soon.
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~ Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you ~
"We've got a wizard and we're not afraid to use him!" HOBBITS NEEDED! Some dwarves as well !!! |
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08-07-2004, 04:28 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
Posts: 1,138
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I think I'll sneak in here....
Bilbo: I'm way to old to go on an adventure. Pippin: No ale; just tea, please. Legolas: I'm going to play in the mud! Anyone want to join me?
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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08-07-2004, 04:31 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
Posts: 1,138
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Ring: I don't wanna go back to Sauron! You can't make me!
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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08-11-2004, 12:30 PM
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Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Most likely being completely random...
Posts: 971
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Gollum: We love lembas, preciousss. Yess, lovely lembas. We wantsss some now!
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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08-11-2004, 06:32 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Arthedian
Posts: 460
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Sauron: "Finally I have captured the four ring bearing hobbits... Now it is time to smoke some pipe weed and have a merry time, and then we shall all ride to the oh so grand Hobbiton to laugh and play!!!"
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"Can you feel her, running through your veins? She will always live forever!" ~ Atreyu [Her portrait in Black] "I want to see pretty people doing ugly things..." ~ Unknown "Damn it n' such!" ~ Stewie Griffen |
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08-11-2004, 06:40 PM
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Fëanorophobic
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the pages of a book
Posts: 1,417
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Fëanor (in one of his letters): enclosed is a foolproof recipe for making household Silmarils.
Fëanor: Melkor, ole buddy, which Silmaril would you like to keep? Eowyn: Aragorn, can you please open this jar of pickles for me? Fingolfin (to the orcs of Angband): Can Morgoth come out to play? |
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08-12-2004, 11:02 AM
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Warrior of the House of Hador
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,651
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Sam: Hey anyone wanna go sailing?
Gimli:No I'm going riding later. |
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08-14-2004, 04:46 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: In the kitchen ...... still!
Posts: 228
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Bill Ferny: "It's OK, little hobbits, I'll lend you a pony."
Tom Bombadil: "I think I'll wear my black jacket and black boots today."
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08-15-2004, 01:18 AM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Buckland, U.S.A.
Posts: 1,138
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Mrs. Sauron: Dinner time!
Sauron: How do expect me to eat? Mrs. Sauron: Oh, don't worry, I left the steak for you to bar-b que. Sauron: Huh? Mrs. Sauron: Well, you're a flaming hot eye, aren't you? Sauron: Yay, so. Mrs. Sauron: Get to work with that steak!
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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