An urban LOTR

afro-elf · 03-12-2002, 02:32 AM

first it wouldn't be a gold ring it it be a really big gold chain

pipe weed would just be weed

the nazgul would cops

Gandalf would be rastafarian

pippin would be pimpin'

Gandalf wouldn't say "you damn fool of a took"

he would say "you dumb mother!@#$%^"

ShadowFax would come with speakers so load that he vibrates

when elves meet instead of "a star shines upon our meeting"

they would say 'Wad'up my niggah"

denethor would refer to Aragorn as an "ippity nothern black"

Dwarves would think that Elves are "house niggahs"

Elves would think that dwarves are " street"

all the bad guys would be white

Eowyn would be a rough neck

sam would be tom as in uncle tom

luinilwen · 03-12-2002, 08:14 AM

hmm a culture i'm quite sheltered from save for a few glimpses through ricki lake and jerry springer (errr i don't watch them... honest

) ahh the world of hoochie mommas and booty butts.

markedel · 03-12-2002, 08:29 AM

How about suburban LOTR

Aragorns Dimple · 03-12-2002, 09:05 AM

Stereotyping MUCH?!?!?!

afro-elf · 03-12-2002, 10:15 AM

Quote:

luinilwen

the sad thing is that

A) where ever i travel around the world those shows are shown
B) I fear that is an impression that most people have of blacks
C) sad thing is that it often true

I was in Australia in '95 had a blast.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-14-2002, 12:39 AM

Suburban LotR. . .hmm, that would be rather amusing! I'll think on it.

jerseydevil · 03-14-2002, 01:51 AM

Yeah - Gandalf can be a soccer mom in a gas guzzling SUV - instead of Shadowfax.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-14-2002, 02:03 AM

Yeah, Gandalf would have a white SUV, the black riders would probably be motorcyclists. . .I'll think of more later.

03-12-2002, 02:32 AM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	An urban LOTR first it wouldn't be a gold ring it it be a really big gold chain pipe weed would just be weed the nazgul would cops Gandalf would be rastafarian pippin would be pimpin' Gandalf wouldn't say "you damn fool of a took" he would say "you dumb mother!@#$%^" ShadowFax would come with speakers so load that he vibrates when elves meet instead of "a star shines upon our meeting" they would say 'Wad'up my niggah" denethor would refer to Aragorn as an "ippity nothern black" Dwarves would think that Elves are "house niggahs" Elves would think that dwarves are " street" all the bad guys would be white Eowyn would be a rough neck sam would be tom as in uncle tom __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-12-2002, 08:29 AM	#3
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	How about suburban LOTR __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-12-2002, 09:05 AM	#4
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	Stereotyping MUCH?!?!?! __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

03-14-2002, 12:39 AM	#6
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Suburban LotR. . .hmm, that would be rather amusing! I'll think on it. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-14-2002, 01:51 AM	#7
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	Yeah - Gandalf can be a soccer mom in a gas guzzling SUV - instead of Shadowfax. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

03-12-2002, 08:14 AM	#2
luinilwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney AUSTRALIA Posts: 368	hmm a culture i'm quite sheltered from save for a few glimpses through ricki lake and jerry springer (errr i don't watch them... honest ) ahh the world of hoochie mommas and booty butts.

03-14-2002, 02:03 AM	#8
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Yeah, Gandalf would have a white SUV, the black riders would probably be motorcyclists. . .I'll think of more later. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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