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Old 02-18-2006, 09:09 AM   #1
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The Star Wars Musical

We have the familiar scene as the Rebel craft is being shot up and then the Star Destroyer hovers into view from sharp tip to beengined rear.


Inside…

The rebels cavort around singing:
(Judas Priest's Burn in Hell)

Speak to me
Of those days i won't forget
Your worst dreams
Has just returned - to pay you back
I'm still laughing
There's not much else i can do
But one's thing's certain
I'm coming back for you

Have you got a gun
Do you remember well
Who you used it on
It's time to burn in hell

Say my name
I can hear you whisper
Not to blame?
You are going to blister
Scream in the night
I've been counting the days
It's so amusing
To see you again

Have you got a gun
Do you remember well
Who d'ya use it on
You're going to burn in hell
Die
Why?
Time to pay the price
Kill
I will
Have my sacrifice

Plead
With fear
I am getting near

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Old 02-18-2006, 09:16 AM   #2
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While the damaged rebelcraft is being pulled into the cargobay of the Destroyer two robots watch the insane cavorting of the Rebels and and the more verbal one sings a song of his own:
(Fleetwood Mac's Heroes are hard to find)

Girls you know
When you're in the mood
(in the mood)
You may meet a man
Can't do anything good
(nothing good)
But you've got to pity him
And ty to understand
(understand)
That a hero, a hero is so hard to find

When he takes you
For his love
(for his love)
And he tries to tell you
That there is'nt any other
(don't believe him)
Oh, he may kiss you
And tell you he'll miss you
(such a shame)
But don't forget, a hero is so hard to find

When he says hello
Don't forget they're all the same
(you know they're all the same)

You may end up sitting all alone
And with yourself to blame
Oh, don't you let him

So when he tells you
You've got diamonds in your eyes
(he's just lying)
Don't get carried away
Cause you know he's selling you lies
(he's just lying)
So when you get the feeling
The man you've got's no good
He's no good
Well just remember, a hero is so hard to find
Well just remember, a hero is so hard to find

Heroes, heroes are hard to find
Heroes, heroes are hard to find
Heroes, heroes are hard to find
Heroes, heroes are hard to find...

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Old 02-18-2006, 09:37 AM   #3
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As the imperial troopers enter the cut up door to the rebel ship they chant in choir a very appropriate song:
(ABBA's The Winner Takes It All )

I don't wanna talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's her destiny

I was in your arms
Thinking i belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking i'd be strong there
But i was a fool
Playing by the rules

The gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
The winner takes it all
The loser has to fall
It's simple and it's plain

Why should i complain.

But tell me does she kiss
Like i used to kiss you?
Does it feel the same
When she calls your name?
Somewhere deep inside
You must know i miss you
But what can i say
Rules must be obeyed

The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always staying low
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all

I don't wanna talk
If it makes you feel sad
And i understand
You've come to shake my hand
I apologize
If it makes you feel bad
Seeing me so tense
No self-confidence
But you see
The winner takes it all
The winner takes it all......


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Old 02-18-2006, 11:31 AM   #4
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Meanwhile, the tall droid, C3PO, had been looking for his squat friend. Soon spotting him further down the side-corridor in the company of, he couldn't make it out, a female figure, soon revealed to be a stunning beauty.
He sighs most unrobotically and sings the following:
(Beauty Queen by 98 Mute)

Pretty face, simple mind.
Take a look what's inside.
Sugar coated shell, as sweet as cake.
But you're as smart as a frosted flake.
Since you were born you've always been a beauty queen.
Every single little school girls fantasy.
Every night you wake me up in my wet dream.
But you're talented enough for porno magazines.
Fashion girl, a living lie.
Painted face, airbrushed thighs.
Pay you millions, though you're talentless.
It makes me wish i had tits.
But what will you do when your glory days are over?
Will you find yourself asking what's left for me?

And what will you do when your torch has finally burned out?
Who will you turn to and where will you be?
And will you cry when you go to sleep at night knowing that your entire life has been skin deep?
Who's gonna be your faceless partner to swim with you in your shallow waters who will be your victim who will you bleed?
Beauty queen, one of a kind.
Fashion world's left you behind.
What's left for you?
What have you got?
Just memories and a place to rot.

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Old 02-18-2006, 12:34 PM   #5
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At this moment Darth Vader enters the crippled ship begins a intricate step routine all the while humming Fly Me To Moon. and the troopers sing:

Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On jupiter and mars
In other words hold my hand
In other words darling kiss me
Fill my life with song

And let me sing forevermore
You are all i hope for
All i worship and adore
In other words please be true
In other words i love you



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Old 02-18-2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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After that nasty scene with throwing of the rebel officer Vader orders his troopers to look for the passengers.

The troopers, sighing and muttering that they have already done all the work begins to sing:
(It's hard day's night by Beatles)

It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight

Owww!

So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright...
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