What Would YOU Have Named the Movies?

***Tessar*** · 08-06-2005, 10:13 PM

Okay, okay, very tongue-in-cheek, but what else would you name them?

1. The Hobbit, the King, and the Ring (like 'lion, the witch, and the wardrobe

)

2. A Short Documentry On Southern Spiders

3. Dude, Where's My Oliphant?

Lotesse · 08-06-2005, 10:15 PM

3. Dude, Where's My Oliphant?

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LOL!

Lotesse · 08-06-2005, 10:54 PM

1. Fellowship of the Foolhardy

2. The Two A--holes

3. Destroying the Destroyer

ArienSun · 08-16-2005, 05:36 PM

If the names would have been different instead of Lord of the Rings, maybe War of the Ring or Lord of the Ring (not Rings). Maybe War for Middle-earth.
The Fellowship of the Ring is probably the best name.
The Two Towers - The Battle for Helm's Deep or Of Orthanc and Barad-dûr (So we know which two towers are the Two Towers)
The Return of the King - The Rise of the King (Make it even more confusing if it's Sauron or Aragorn)

But Tolkien's titles are probably the best titles.

Curubethion · 09-03-2005, 09:41 PM

1. Don't Mess with Deep, Dark Mines
2. Don't Mess with Rohirrim
3. Don't Mess with Guys with Big Swords

durinsbane2244 · 09-05-2005, 08:36 PM

There and Back Again: A Butchering, by Peter Jackson

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-16-2006, 05:31 PM

frodo and sam get the munchies
legolas and silent gimli strike back

a new ring
the dark land strikes back
return of the istari
the phantom maiar
attack of the orcs
revenge of the nazgul

08-06-2005, 10:13 PM	#1
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	What Would YOU Have Named the Movies? Okay, okay, very tongue-in-cheek, but what else would you name them? 1. The Hobbit, the King, and the Ring (like 'lion, the witch, and the wardrobe ) 2. A Short Documentry On Southern Spiders 3. Dude, Where's My Oliphant?

08-06-2005, 10:15 PM	#2
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	3. Dude, Where's My Oliphant? [/QUOTE] LOL! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-06-2005, 10:54 PM	#3
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	1. Fellowship of the Foolhardy 2. The Two A--holes 3. Destroying the Destroyer __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-16-2005, 05:36 PM	#4
ArienSun Sapling Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: All around Arda Posts: 9	If the names would have been different instead of Lord of the Rings, maybe War of the Ring or Lord of the Ring (not Rings). Maybe War for Middle-earth. The Fellowship of the Ring is probably the best name. The Two Towers - The Battle for Helm's Deep or Of Orthanc and Barad-dûr (So we know which two towers are the Two Towers) The Return of the King - The Rise of the King (Make it even more confusing if it's Sauron or Aragorn) But Tolkien's titles are probably the best titles. __________________ Too bright were the eyes of Arien for even the Eldar to look on, and leaving Valinor she forsook the form and raiment which like the Valar she had worn there, and she was as a naked flame, terrible in the fullness of her splendour.

09-03-2005, 09:41 PM	#5
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	1. Don't Mess with Deep, Dark Mines 2. Don't Mess with Rohirrim 3. Don't Mess with Guys with Big Swords __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-05-2005, 08:36 PM	#6
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	There and Back Again: A Butchering, by Peter Jackson __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

02-16-2006, 05:31 PM	#7
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	frodo and sam get the munchies legolas and silent gimli strike back a new ring the dark land strikes back return of the istari the phantom maiar attack of the orcs revenge of the nazgul

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