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Old 10-17-2005, 11:38 PM   #1
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"Luke is a Mentat!" and Other Star Wars Facts

Luke is a Mentat!
It must be true! Anyone else notice that he's got purplish lips in Return of the Jedi? Just like a mentat! I wonder where he keeps the mind-enhancing drug. Besides, he comes from a planet that could be re-named properly without anyone noticing: We could call it "Arrakis, Dune, Desert Planet."

The New Source on Charmed
There is a new source, yet none of the Hallowell sisters have figured it out, nor even known. Leo doesn't even know. But I do. It's Han Solo! Look at that evil, smug smirk of his. I'll swear he is a demon.

Leia: The Missing Link of Evoloution
She is! But not the Human missing link. The Bantha missing link. In A New Hope, her hair-do looks like the horns of a Bantha. This will totally shake the scientific foundation and the concept of Evoloution to it's roots: that Banthas and Humans are in fact more closely related than Apes and Humans.

Darth Artoo Baggins
Wicket was onto something when he was trying to see into Artoo's camera. He knew that Artoo was in fact a Hobbit, but more machine now than Hobbit, twisted and evil.
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Lol NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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yes, yes, you see now, why he's my campaing manager, because he's a genius, or insane, either way its brilliant
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Corellia--Why was it moved?
There is evidence on the planet Corellia of a giant propulsion system that suggests the planet was moved. Why? There is no point! Why bother moving a planet when there are so many other perfect temperature terrestrial planets in your star system! Why disrupt the natural order of things. And besides, if it's the case that you were not well established, why bother moving something uninhabitable to make it habitable? It makes no sense!

Anakin Needs Drugs
It's obvious! First, there's his fits of rage (I never saw RotS, so I'm just going by what is obvious). He also is totally bipolar, and is subject to frequent stages of depression. And besides, he murdered a town of innocent sand people for no reason! What kind of senate lets him go free? He's a simple minded deranged murderer with FAS and an extra strand of DNA.
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:10 PM   #6
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Anakin Needs Drugs
It's obvious! First, there's his fits of rage (I never saw RotS, so I'm just going by what is obvious). He also is totally bipolar, and is subject to frequent stages of depression. And besides, he murdered a town of innocent sand people for no reason! What kind of senate lets him go free? He's a simple minded deranged murderer with FAS and an extra strand of DNA.
well you see, the problem is vader never lived long enough to benefit from that 400 billion dollar prescription drug, bill that passed a while back, if he had lived long enough to be a senior, or had had less pride and accepted medi-care, things would have been very different
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Corellia--Why was it moved?
There is evidence on the planet Corellia of a giant propulsion system that suggests the planet was moved. Why? There is no point! Why bother moving a planet when there are so many other perfect temperature terrestrial planets in your star system! Why disrupt the natural order of things. And besides, if it's the case that you were not well established, why bother moving something uninhabitable to make it habitable? It makes no sense!
You're obviously not paying much attention, if you miss the fact that moving Corellia would have changed the Feng Shui of the entire sector! The Corellia system was actually a zen garden created by the same people that founded the Jedi Order.
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