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01-07-2005, 07:06 PM
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Swan-Knight of Dol Amroth
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the Bay of Belfalas
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The Sil77 in 1000 words or less.
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"What song the Sirens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions are not beyond conjecture." - Sir Thomas Browne, Urn Burial. |
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01-07-2005, 07:41 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol
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entertaining, boys and girls, but not recommended for use in school projects of a *ahem* serious nature!
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Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941 |
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01-07-2005, 08:34 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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hahahahaha thats funny, and a good summary
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01-07-2005, 11:21 PM
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Tolkien-aholic
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: somewhere in the solar system... more specifically NJ...
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how, um... inspirational
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01-08-2005, 01:11 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Canada
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what no turin?? how can u have the sil and no turin?? but w/e that was freakin hilarious
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Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland |
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01-08-2005, 02:12 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Darkness
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Yeah.. lots of stuff got left out.. but this bit made me snort milk:
GONDORIANS: *change calendar* Of course that's because I'm a stone cold geek.. but whatever..
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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03-27-2005, 06:43 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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i was just thinkin that could be applied to third age too
sauron: ring! isildur: *chop* sauron: ow! isildur: my ring elrond/galadriel/cirdan: crap! here ends the prologue bilbo: ring gollum: crap thorin: dragon bard: dragon *whoosh* smaug: ouch thorin: mountain king gandalf: orcs and wargs! bilbo: eagles elves/men/dwarves: hooray bilbo: auction? hobbits: crap here ends the hobbit bilbo: party! bye frodo: ring gandalf: mountain frodo: sure, c'mon friends sam: crap tom: hi there goldberry: rain frodo: dead mates tom: mmm, not anymore! wanna sword? frodo: sure! bree? hobbits: sure harry: who are you? hobbits: mind your own buriness harry: okay barliman: wanna room? hobbits: sure aragorn: *pipe* merry: walkies frodo: cow jump over moon barliman: grrr! broken plates frodo: sorry aragorn: come with me frodo: sure aragorn: nazgul! frodo: aaaaah aragorn: yep hobbits: grar! aragorn: shut up hobbits: ok bill: wanna pony? sam: sure *throws apple* bill: ouch frodo: hill? aragorn: yep nazgul: hill! *sword* frodo: ouch pippin: trolls aragorn: shut up moron pip: ok glorfindel: nazgul? aragorn: yep glorfindel: elrond's house aragorn: yep nazgul: bridge! frodo: go away river: whoosh! nazgul: ouch gandalf: morning elrond: ring! aragorn: king! frodo: yours? aragorn: no, u keep gandalf: mountain! frodo: sure gandalf: sure aragorn: sure legolas: sure gimli: sure sam: sure elrond: go away bilbo: shirt and sword? frodo: sure pip & merry: can we come? gandalf: sure wathcer: grar! fellowship: aah! gandalf: mines fellowship: sure frodo: ouch aragorn & gandalf: crap frodo: oh wait, i'm ok balrog: grar gandalf: crap, bye aragorn: i'm in charge galadriel: hi celeborn: boats aragrn: great gollum: paddle aragorn: rest frodo: what do i do? boromir: gimme! frodo: no *invisible* bormoir: horn frodo: boat sam: boat boromir: ouch merry & pippin: *captured* aragorn/legolas/gimli: chase 'em! eomer: orcs orcs: ouch aragorn: where's hobbits? eomer: dunno, horse? aragorn: sure merry & pippin: hi tree trebeard: hi hobbits, saruman? hobbits: evil, overthrow? treebeard: sure saruman: aah aragorn: hi gandy gandalf: hi mates, edoras? aragorn: sure theoden: apple sauce and medicine gandalf: wakey wakey theoden: hi there, helms deep? gandalf: sure, see ya gandalf: hi tree treebeard: wizard gandalf: oh yeh theoden: orcs orcs: ouch frodo: hi gollum gollum: ring frodo:no gollum: ok, marshes? frodo: sure gollum: dead city frodo: sure, aah spider sam: my ring now denethor: grumble grumble gandalf: shut up aragorn: hi dead dudes dead: hi, fight? aragorn: thanks mate orcs: frodo not ded sam: crap gondor: ouch dead: hahahaha here we come corsairs: crap rohirrim: here we come orcs: crap aragorn: black gate? everyone: sure faramir: hi purdy lady eowyn: hi handsome frodo: ring! sam: crap gollum: ring! *bite* frodo: ouch gollum *trip* crap pippin: eagles ring: glug glug sauron: crap aragorn: king! faramir: marry me eowyn: sure frodo: eldamar? gandalf: sure |
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03-28-2005, 04:57 AM
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Warrior of the House of Hador
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Lol. That was great Chrys.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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03-28-2005, 05:36 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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03-28-2005, 06:14 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
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funny!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun!  Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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03-28-2005, 07:06 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
Posts: 4,671
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03-31-2005, 04:05 PM
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Elentári
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South Africa
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My favourite part:
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04-01-2005, 04:24 AM
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Warrior of the House of Hador
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,651
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Chrys perhaps you could have something for Gollum and Bilbo like:
Bilbo: Ring Gollum: Riddles? Bilbo: Sure Gollum: *Loses* Bilbo: Way out Gollum: No Bilbo: *Jumps* Goblins: *Run around* Buttons: Bye bye.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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04-01-2005, 08:03 AM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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bilbo: caves!
dwarves: caves? cold gandalf: fire! dwarves: cool everyone: zzzzz bilbo: crack! goblins: hahahaha gandalf: bang goblins: dead dwarves/bilbo: *captured* gandalf: *sneak* goblin-king: prisoners! gandalf: darkness, bang goblin-king: *dead* |
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11-06-2005, 12:38 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
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Just thought I'd bump this fun "condensation" of the Sil
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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11-06-2005, 03:22 AM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
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TB: *uses confusion to take shiny*
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11-07-2005, 05:39 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Gotta love the whole Ainur, Iluvatar and Melkor band, thats my favorite!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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11-08-2005, 12:25 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Isn't that just great?!?! I love it!!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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11-08-2005, 12:33 AM
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Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
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Everything is over a shiny something!
*Sees shiny around Earendil's neck and slowly sneaks up wearing a spacesuit and wondering how he creates artificial gravity* Yoink! *takes off with shiny using jetpack*
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of the House of Bëor
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Eastwards.
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Oh MY! *falls out of chair laughing*
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*moderates herself not to quote more "favourite parts"* That's what I needed to cheer up in the morning
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