Ask Gollum

Elessar the Elfstone · 05-13-2005, 05:07 PM

This is acctually in the Harry Potter section as an ask Snape collum and I thought it was Gr8 so I decided to take it upon myself to start an ask gollum one.

what you do is someone posts a question or letter for gollum or smegol and then another person posts gollum's answer so it may go something like this:

someone would post a question:
To Gollum

my friend thinks you have a funny voice

from ellesar

another poster would quote this question and answer it like this:

Gollum: what do you mean preciouses we do not have a funny voicessss precious

Smegol: we do a little bit preciousess

Gollum: we do notsses

we do notsses

precious, tell your friendsesss that she is a stupid fat hobbit preciousses

etc etc etc

what do people think I will post a starter question for gollum, someone else answer it!

Elessar the Elfstone · 05-13-2005, 05:10 PM

to gollum

why doesn't sam trust you?

from
ellesar the elfstone

Lotesse · 05-13-2005, 07:20 PM

Gollum: Because he's a stupid, fat hobbit who makes up nassty liesss...

Smeagol: Sam is just jealous, preciousss, yesss, jealousss of all the attention that Smeagol gets from master. Sam wishes he could get as much attention from masster, doesn't he, preciousss?

Gollum: No, precious, it's just because he is a stupid, fat --

Smeagol: Stop saying that, preciousss, it bothers us to hear it conssstantly.

Lotesse · 05-13-2005, 08:49 PM

To: Master Frodo Baggins

From: Smeagol (Gollum!Gollum!)

Dear Master, Why does Sam hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? If you tells him to go away for a while, maybe we could have some quality time alone together; Smeagol knows this relaxxing place in Ithilien with great fissshing and relative seclusssion, so we won'ts be bothered. RSVP

Elessar the Elfstone · 05-14-2005, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

To: Master Frodo Baggins

From: Smeagol (Gollum!Gollum!)

Dear Master, Why does Sam hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? If you tells him to go away for a while, maybe we could have some quality time alone together; Smeagol knows this relaxxing place in Ithilien with great fissshing and relative seclusssion, so we won'ts be bothered. RSVP

to smeagol
I'm not sure is I can, with the ring being such a burden, but maybee I am due in for a relax maybee your right maybee Sam is out to get you, maybee he is going to take THE RING
from
Frodo

Jon S. · 05-15-2005, 10:52 PM

To Gollum:

Even a Ringbearing cave dweller needs vitamins to survive - you can't be living just on fish, what the heck else are you eating?!

05-13-2005, 05:07 PM	#1
Elessar the Elfstone Enting Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Usually located Bree Inn of the prancing pony Posts: 59	Ask Gollum This is acctually in the Harry Potter section as an ask Snape collum and I thought it was Gr8 so I decided to take it upon myself to start an ask gollum one. what you do is someone posts a question or letter for gollum or smegol and then another person posts gollum's answer so it may go something like this: someone would post a question: To Gollum my friend thinks you have a funny voice from ellesar another poster would quote this question and answer it like this: Gollum: what do you mean preciouses we do not have a funny voicessss precious Smegol: we do a little bit preciousess Gollum: we do notsses we do notsses precious, tell your friendsesss that she is a stupid fat hobbit preciousses etc etc etc what do people think I will post a starter question for gollum, someone else answer it!

05-13-2005, 07:20 PM	#3
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Gollum: Because he's a stupid, fat hobbit who makes up nassty liesss... Smeagol: Sam is just jealous, preciousss, yesss, jealousss of all the attention that Smeagol gets from master. Sam wishes he could get as much attention from masster, doesn't he, preciousss? Gollum: No, precious, it's just because he is a stupid, fat -- Smeagol: Stop saying that, preciousss, it bothers us to hear it conssstantly. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

05-13-2005, 08:49 PM	#4
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	To: Master Frodo Baggins From: Smeagol (Gollum!Gollum!) Dear Master, Why does Sam hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? If you tells him to go away for a while, maybe we could have some quality time alone together; Smeagol knows this relaxxing place in Ithilien with great fissshing and relative seclusssion, so we won'ts be bothered. RSVP __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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