I Declair War For Valinor!!!!!!

The last sane person · 10-23-2003, 03:59 PM

Alright....War! HUZZAH! after all the planning it is finally come! Here are the rules! And map....

MAP

And now, the rules!

1) NO KIDS! OR SPOUSES!
1a) EXCESSIVE SEX IS OK, JUST NOT WITH THE SAME PERSON TWICE.
2) NO NINJA MODE!
3) NO EXSESSIVE VIOLENCE!
4) EACH PLAYER CAN ONLY PLAY THREE CHARACTERS BESIDES THEIR ARMY.
5) NO OMNI ANYTHING! (NOT EVEN AN OMNIBUS)
6) THERE IS NOOOOOO..... RULE NUMBER SIX.
7) I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ANYBODY NOT DRINKING.
8) NO KILLING ANYONE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION (KATT EXCLUDED)
9) NO TIME TRAVEL! NO EXISENTIALISTS!
10) NO MESSING WITH THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUM!
10a) IF YOU ARE DEAD, YOU ARE DEAD! NO COMING BACK, NO EXCEPTIONS! (KATT EXCLUDED FOR PLOT POINTS)
11) YOU MAY RETRACT YOUR SURRENDER IF YOU ARE NOT DEAD YET!
12) DEATH IS AUTOMATIC SURRENDER! AND PERMANENT! (WELL, FOR ALL THOSE SAVE KATT!)

And more to be added as needed.

OBJECTIVE:

To have all persons surrender to you over the course of the game. As well as have as much of the lands being besieged!

Roya has since the previous WAR has released the Vala from their cramped little jam jar...(although, for how long they remain free remains to be seen...)

PUNISHMENTS!

Should any one break a rule, they are automaticly kicked out of the thread. Or have a cake or death trial. Anyone who dont know that, DONT BOTHER TO COME! NEH NEH NEH!

People could throw you in their dungeons should it prove possible in the story line. And yoiu cannot simple pop out of there. ya gotta work for it!

HAHA! THERE IS A SCRIPT, BUT NO ONE CAN READ IT!

Oh, by the by, this is the disscusion thread. Discuss here!

LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN! *sees maggie holding her purple note book and glowering and quickly changes it*

Er, I mean, let the blood flow?

*sees maggie still scowling*

Hell with it. Start the war then. Hows that?

*maggie nods, satisfied*

The last sane person · 10-23-2003, 04:23 PM

This is Katt posting.

I would like to tell you all about a wonderfull place I created where you can actually READ THE SCRIPT!

Well, not really, just everything that has been previously posted.

This thread now has it's own home on the In Progress Forum and will move to the archives when it's finished to be among classics such as the Lord of the Cell Phone Trilogy, The Hobbit, and the original War for All of Middle Earth.

The Sillymarilion is also in progress on that site in case you would like to join.

I can type without actually looking at the computer. They Might Be Giants is cool. I'm rambling, wah.

Roya's gonna kill me for soiling her account. Oh, wait, she already did. Three times! HA HA HA!

Fimbrethil · 10-23-2003, 08:50 PM

I'd love to join. But I don't really know what to do. Could yo uexplain it a bit more please?

PippinTook · 10-23-2003, 10:41 PM

is this an extesnion of TLA? if not, I agree w/ fim, sounds fun.

zone · 10-23-2003, 10:58 PM

!!!!????? Rule 1a will make people lead to gangerous deseases

The last sane person · 10-23-2003, 11:47 PM

Ah, go away you silly noobs. Yes, it is indeed an offshoot of TLA and has the same people. The original was War for all of Middle Earth which closed before you guys even signed on the moot! And we are way older and that rule was made to combat a friend of mine.

Human#3.141592653 · 10-23-2003, 11:51 PM

It's easy!

Here's a quick step-by-step guide, and you, too, can take over the world like the professionals do!

Step one: Read the rules!

Step two: Choose your character! (You can have up to three.) Any one you want!

Step Three: Choose your army! (You must have an army for war! Examples are: Rabid squirrel Army, Mini-Balrog Army, Penguin Army, etc.)

Step three: Declair War on Valinor in the provided thread!

Step four: SMASH!!! (My personal Favorite. Repeat this step as needed.)

Things to look out for: The other players will try to get you to surrender, thus getting a step closer to wining the war! But remember kiddies, a surrender is not forever, just until you rebuild your army! Then you can retract it.

Any more questions?

(What's SAMSH!!!)

zone · 10-23-2003, 11:54 PM

Now how am I a silly newbie?

PippinTook · 10-23-2003, 11:54 PM

yes ma'am! *bows politely* I am but a hobbit, not a TLAer, sorry for mooking up the thread!

Legoles · 10-24-2003, 12:10 AM

Finnaly! Somewhere where I can kill things. THE STAB HAPPY ELF RETURNS!

Well actually I was round here long enough to post twice in War for all Middle-earth.

Legoles · 10-24-2003, 12:30 AM

We post characters here right?.....

If so...

Name: Sakura Silver
Army: Japaneese anime army
Army weapons: swords-spears- bow- seriously varies
Race: Yoh-ko [yay! funky ears!]
Hair: Long and silver
Eyes: serious and silver, arched silver eyebrows, and curled silver lashes
Description: tall, gracefull, swift, very good army.
Weapons: Tin rapier, magic, broadsword, bow+arrows, shifting ability

***Earniel*** · 10-24-2003, 08:54 AM

Ooh, bugrit. Somebody was crazy enough to start the War for all of Valinor.

Does this means my squatting of Valinor is going to come to a violent end? You released the Valar? Boy, I'll have a lot of explaining to do when they come back home again then.

Best to pack my suitcases.

For those who are confused, this thread is a sequel to this thread, War for all of Middle-earth. A thoroughly confusing and insane game, I might add.

It's not really an extension of the TLA but I suppose you can definately consider it an offshoot since a large number of coughinsanecough TLA'ers played in the war.

Human#3.141592653 · 10-24-2003, 07:24 PM

This is both human and Sane posting.

YES! we are insane! You didnt realize!? But anyhoo, wedont care what you look like so long as you are insane, but sane enough to be a good contributer to the thread.

YEHA!!!!

*smash!!*

SPOON!

ALRIGHT! I FEEL SINISTER! but then again, i am always sinister....I hope that i and human will meet you on Valinor

I am sure Varda will be pleased.....

Akamai Deredal · 10-24-2003, 07:26 PM

Oh wow, this looks and sounds like so much fun... I think this is going to entertain me for a while as I read and you lot post. Just thought I ought to let you all know what geniuses you are. ^_^

Human#3.141592653 · 10-24-2003, 07:30 PM

Oh sheesh..Little buggers........I mean Shite! PoST ON THE BLOODY WAR YOU SCURVY LOT! only i want Maggie, Katt, Ear, Tano, EG and the original crew top start out. Thank you.

*SMASH!*

YEHA!

zone · 10-24-2003, 08:35 PM

I don't want to join I am only offended of being called a newbie

goldiegollum · 10-24-2003, 08:55 PM

Meh! I want to join! only... i don't know what my army would be... i mean it woud be penguins because they have always been a fasination of mine but i think that army's already taken...hummmmmm... i could try to fight for controll of the penguin army...
anyhoo i'm in

The last sane person · 10-25-2003, 03:12 AM

Alright! Original cast! Zone, we dunt want ya! HAHAHA! We out rank people who are just starting out! Hurrah!

Willow Oran · 10-25-2003, 03:41 AM

I have entered the war, beware.

***Earniel*** · 10-25-2003, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by The last sane person
Alright! Original cast! Zone, we dunt want ya! HAHAHA! We out rank people who are just starting out! Hurrah!

Sane, there's no reason to be rude. You started as an enting just like everybody else. And no, insanity is no excuse here.

I think I'll join this second war, this time I'll get myself a proper army. I just have to figure out which one. Knowing lacking-strategy-qualities-me, I'll probably be forced into surrender in no time.

10-23-2003, 03:59 PM	#1
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	I Declair War For Valinor!!!!!! Alright....War! HUZZAH! after all the planning it is finally come! Here are the rules! And map.... MAP And now, the rules! 1) NO KIDS! OR SPOUSES! 1a) EXCESSIVE SEX IS OK, JUST NOT WITH THE SAME PERSON TWICE. 2) NO NINJA MODE! 3) NO EXSESSIVE VIOLENCE! 4) EACH PLAYER CAN ONLY PLAY THREE CHARACTERS BESIDES THEIR ARMY. 5) NO OMNI ANYTHING! (NOT EVEN AN OMNIBUS) 6) THERE IS NOOOOOO..... RULE NUMBER SIX. 7) I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ANYBODY NOT DRINKING. 8) NO KILLING ANYONE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION (KATT EXCLUDED) 9) NO TIME TRAVEL! NO EXISENTIALISTS! 10) NO MESSING WITH THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUM! 10a) IF YOU ARE DEAD, YOU ARE DEAD! NO COMING BACK, NO EXCEPTIONS! (KATT EXCLUDED FOR PLOT POINTS) 11) YOU MAY RETRACT YOUR SURRENDER IF YOU ARE NOT DEAD YET! 12) DEATH IS AUTOMATIC SURRENDER! AND PERMANENT! (WELL, FOR ALL THOSE SAVE KATT!) And more to be added as needed. OBJECTIVE: To have all persons surrender to you over the course of the game. As well as have as much of the lands being besieged! Roya has since the previous WAR has released the Vala from their cramped little jam jar...(although, for how long they remain free remains to be seen...) PUNISHMENTS! Should any one break a rule, they are automaticly kicked out of the thread. Or have a cake or death trial. Anyone who dont know that, DONT BOTHER TO COME! NEH NEH NEH! People could throw you in their dungeons should it prove possible in the story line. And yoiu cannot simple pop out of there. ya gotta work for it! HAHA! THERE IS A SCRIPT, BUT NO ONE CAN READ IT! Oh, by the by, this is the disscusion thread. Discuss here! LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN! sees maggie holding her purple note book and glowering and quickly changes it Er, I mean, let the blood flow? sees maggie still scowling Hell with it. Start the war then. Hows that? maggie nods, satisfied __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 10-27-2003 at 01:32 AM.

10-23-2003, 04:23 PM	#2
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	This is Katt posting. I would like to tell you all about a wonderfull place I created where you can actually READ THE SCRIPT! Well, not really, just everything that has been previously posted. This thread now has it's own home on the In Progress Forum and will move to the archives when it's finished to be among classics such as the Lord of the Cell Phone Trilogy, The Hobbit, and the original War for All of Middle Earth. The Sillymarilion is also in progress on that site in case you would like to join. I can type without actually looking at the computer. They Might Be Giants is cool. I'm rambling, wah. Roya's gonna kill me for soiling her account. Oh, wait, she already did. Three times! HA HA HA! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-23-2003, 10:41 PM	#4
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	is this an extesnion of TLA? if not, I agree w/ fim, sounds fun. __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

10-23-2003, 10:58 PM	#5
zone Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Where Kalile is (she stole my drawer) Posts: 262	!!!!????? Rule 1a will make people lead to gangerous deseases __________________ ~?? ??

10-23-2003, 11:47 PM	#6
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Ah, go away you silly noobs. Yes, it is indeed an offshoot of TLA and has the same people. The original was War for all of Middle Earth which closed before you guys even signed on the moot! And we are way older and that rule was made to combat a friend of mine. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-23-2003, 08:50 PM	#3
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	I'd love to join. But I don't really know what to do. Could yo uexplain it a bit more please? __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

10-23-2003, 11:51 PM	#7
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	It's easy! Here's a quick step-by-step guide, and you, too, can take over the world like the professionals do! Step one: Read the rules! Step two: Choose your character! (You can have up to three.) Any one you want! Step Three: Choose your army! (You must have an army for war! Examples are: Rabid squirrel Army, Mini-Balrog Army, Penguin Army, etc.) Step three: Declair War on Valinor in the provided thread! Step four: SMASH!!! (My personal Favorite. Repeat this step as needed.) Things to look out for: The other players will try to get you to surrender, thus getting a step closer to wining the war! But remember kiddies, a surrender is not forever, just until you rebuild your army! Then you can retract it. Any more questions? (What's SAMSH!!!) __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. Last edited by Human#3.141592653 : 11-04-2003 at 04:25 PM.

10-23-2003, 11:54 PM	#8
zone Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Where Kalile is (she stole my drawer) Posts: 262	Now how am I a silly newbie? __________________ ~?? ??

10-24-2003, 12:10 AM	#10
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	Re: I Declair War For Valinor!!!!!! Finnaly! Somewhere where I can kill things. THE STAB HAPPY ELF RETURNS! Well actually I was round here long enough to post twice in War for all Middle-earth. __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

10-24-2003, 12:30 AM	#11
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	Re: Re: I Declair War For Valinor!!!!!! We post characters here right?..... If so... Name: Sakura Silver Army: Japaneese anime army Army weapons: swords-spears- bow- seriously varies Race: Yoh-ko [yay! funky ears!] Hair: Long and silver Eyes: serious and silver, arched silver eyebrows, and curled silver lashes Description: tall, gracefull, swift, very good army. Weapons: Tin rapier, magic, broadsword, bow+arrows, shifting ability __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

10-24-2003, 08:54 AM	#12
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Ooh, bugrit. Somebody was crazy enough to start the War for all of Valinor. Does this means my squatting of Valinor is going to come to a violent end? You released the Valar? Boy, I'll have a lot of explaining to do when they come back home again then. Best to pack my suitcases. For those who are confused, this thread is a sequel to this thread, War for all of Middle-earth. A thoroughly confusing and insane game, I might add. It's not really an extension of the TLA but I suppose you can definately consider it an offshoot since a large number of coughinsanecough TLA'ers played in the war. __________________ We are not things.

10-24-2003, 07:24 PM	#13
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	This is both human and Sane posting. YES! we are insane! You didnt realize!? But anyhoo, wedont care what you look like so long as you are insane, but sane enough to be a good contributer to the thread. YEHA!!!! smash!! SPOON! ALRIGHT! I FEEL SINISTER! but then again, i am always sinister....I hope that i and human will meet you on Valinor I am sure Varda will be pleased..... __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

10-24-2003, 07:26 PM	#14
Akamai Deredal Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Beyond conscious thought... and always out of reach Posts: 362	Oh wow, this looks and sounds like so much fun... I think this is going to entertain me for a while as I read and you lot post. Just thought I ought to let you all know what geniuses you are. ^_^ __________________ Shadows of a Midnight Rain All writers of any sort, are welcome to come and share their works. Potius mori quam foedari... Death before dishonour...

10-24-2003, 07:30 PM	#15
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Oh sheesh..Little buggers........I mean Shite! PoST ON THE BLOODY WAR YOU SCURVY LOT! only i want Maggie, Katt, Ear, Tano, EG and the original crew top start out. Thank you. SMASH! YEHA! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

10-24-2003, 08:35 PM	#16
zone Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Where Kalile is (she stole my drawer) Posts: 262	I don't want to join I am only offended of being called a newbie __________________ ~?? ??

10-24-2003, 08:55 PM	#17
goldiegollum Enting Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: in a treee, by the seeee, he he heee! Posts: 80	Meh! I want to join! only... i don't know what my army would be... i mean it woud be penguins because they have always been a fasination of mine but i think that army's already taken...hummmmmm... i could try to fight for controll of the penguin army... anyhoo i'm in __________________ "Fish every day! THree times a day! Fresh from the sea!" But WHY... I am the holder of the squeaky. squeaka-squeaka-squeaka

10-25-2003, 03:12 AM	#18
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Alright! Original cast! Zone, we dunt want ya! HAHAHA! We out rank people who are just starting out! Hurrah! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-25-2003, 03:41 AM	#19
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	I have entered the war, beware. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi