Should PJ improve on Tolkien's masterpiece?

I think it's time someone did! It's just not realistic, having a puny hobbit destroy the Dark Lord so easily! In fact, I think the movies should end with Sauron the victor. Frodo and Sam should be hung by their toe-hairs over the Cracks of Doom, and Aragorn should be made to bow down before his true Master. And Gandalf, that doddering old fool, should be fed to the Balrog along with his Elf friends and that tiresome dwarf. What do you think?

By the way, I'm insulted by the title of "Hobbit." Is there any way I can get it changed to "Hobbit-crusher" or something along those lines?

Hmm. . .17 views and no replies. Ignoring me, eh?

Heh heh. Can't say I blame ya, this is not one of my more intelligent posts.

I'm having trouble allowing free speach here. My gut says to ban your sorry @$$

I thought it was funny, Master Lieutenant sir, but I thought at the time it was best to wait for others to reply *glances at the alarmed posters hiding behind bushes or just inside ent-houses, others boldly peaking out from behind trees, and one important looking person counting the possible combinations of cursing and editing curses on his fingers and toes*, in the event I believe they were a bit shy. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

Er, if you want to know ...
*glances at a tree-peaker, who nods encouragingly*

I THINK YOU SHOULD BE FED TO THE MONSTROUS FILM HOBBIT AND YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE HUNG OVER MOUNT DOOM BY HER FACIAL HAIR BEFORE SHE BOWS TO HER TRUE MASTER, ME!

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*screams like a little girl and runs for his life*

I was kind of waiting for someone to say something worth responding to. I'm not usually one to give attention to needy little boys crying out "look at me look at me" usually what they really need is a spanking, but I'm afraid in your case you might enjoy it.

Naughty little hobbit! Thou'st made me spit mine ale all over ye olde computer terminal!

Baba Hobbit, were you talking to me or the nefarious person over there begging for a paddle?

Those are hasty words.

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Baba Hobbit, were you talking to me or the nefarious person over there begging for a paddle?
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Well I'm not sure "person" is exactly an appropriate term for an underdeveloped, needy, pre-teen, mildly depressed, clearly unbalanced, spammer, but if it is indeed Black Lieutenant to whom you refer then I'm afraid that my answer would be yes, I am talking to the nefarious person over there begging for a paddle.

I'm looking for a thread where Michael Martinez inexplicably becomes foul-mouthed (due to a naughty moderator editing it) and is puzzled by it.

Know where it is?

Yeah it took me a while but i found it its the first thread in the LOTR BOOKS section entittled "please read" i must say its rather comical.

I posted a few ads in the advertising thread where they belonged. How does that make me a spammer?

But you don't deny being needy and mildly depressed? Glad we can agree on something.

I'm the naughty admin

Film Hobbit, even if you don't like his disturbingly immature THREAD, don't flame or you'll be banned.

Just to clarify Lieutenant, I was of course only kidding.

Jesus, he was only JOKING. Is humor not allowed here? If I were Film Hobbit I would not throw around the term immature. Miss your "I was a junior high school bully" days much? God forbid someone should try and liven things up around here. Darth Tater, with all due respect, are'nt you a bit quick to judge for an admin? I mean it's not like he was attacking anyone, he was PLAYING A ROLE AND SPEAKING IN JEST. Do you people pretend to take yourselves so seriously with names and titles having to do with Star Wars and LOTR? Whatever, I'm done. You can ban me and my post for sticking up for my friend if thats you're prerogative. It will only show what narrow minded Elitists you truly are.
Inoldonil-You're brilliant, hilarious and you're tossing your pearls before swine.

See that? I'm already bringing traffic to your board.

Actually Nazgul, I'm the moderator on this forum. I don't know about banning but I could certainly delete any or all posts on this thread. I'm not going to. Thank you for the compliments, I think, but I have met no swine here. I have no pearls, only shiny rocks, these I do not toss in a charitable fashion but compare with the findings of others. For others have rarer rocks or shinier ones, some have pearls. I did catch a somewhat (if only half-meant) sincerity in Film Hobbit's words, The Black Lieutenant seemed to too, so I think it is important to make sure there are no haughty words passing between individuals. Even if he was not being serious in any fashion, it is not always easy to tell. This is supposed to be a fun board.

I get the impression it was more fun and better before I ever got here. Indeed under the administration of bmilder and Darth Tater, whom you seem to name among the swine (and Elitists), this place became renowned and has won many awards. If I contributed at all than it is to no greater degree than the others', probably it is lesser.

Let's just cool down and try to be civil. No throwing chairs.

Actually i was joking around to, as I think pretty much everyone in the thread was. Relax and jab at each other once in awhile, its fun.