You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . .

Laurelyn · 10-11-2002, 04:52 PM

Those of you who recall YKYLTTMW will also recall how I said I was fond of hilarious lists . . . well, this time, I'm organizing a list for a friend of mine. Anyways, I was hoping you guys could help me out.
Here's the catch: She's not a Mooter. So, comments about Entmoot are welcome, but won't be included in the list she ends up reading. K? I'll cite you all for your help in a footnote at the bottom.

On that note, here goes:

You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . .

~You forget your own address, seeing as nobody cares what it is.
~Your favorite saying, which you dispense at any chance you get, is "An empty inbox with company isn't empty anymore."
~You follow the above statement with your email.
~Nobody takes the hint.
~When you write to people and they wonder who sent them the letter they're reading
~You write to yourself instead (actually, you don't have to be a nobody to do that, but . . .)
~You stoop to writing lists like this

(Note: Can anybody see why I need help w/ this?

)

osszie · 10-11-2002, 05:12 PM

whenever your signature is required you sign your name followed by .com

Osszie.com

Elenka · 10-11-2002, 06:37 PM

-Teachers automatically write a D on every paper you turn in.
-Your status on Yahoo IM is always "Begging for Attention"

ArwenEvenstar · 10-11-2002, 09:38 PM

~when you come here(JK!!!)

heehee this is one of thos threads isn't it?

Laurelyn · 10-12-2002, 09:12 AM

Well, yes, ArwenEvenstar, it is.

~You analyze writing styles of letters you were sent last year year just for an excuse to read them over again.

Sween · 10-12-2002, 09:25 AM

when you go home at 12 at night because all your mates have gone to uni

osszie · 10-12-2002, 09:07 PM

-You actually read JunkMail as a part of your morning ritual

Aeryn · 10-12-2002, 09:34 PM

When you attend class but the teacher in home room still marks you 'Absent'

galadriel88 · 10-12-2002, 10:54 PM

~When people sit on you.
~When your teachers forget your name.
~When you put in a movie, pause it and have a conversation with the character.
~When you resort to creating an invisible friend.

Laurelyn · 10-13-2002, 11:23 AM

~You can't remember the traditional way to begin a letter.
~The only people who know you exist are those !@#$%^&*! junk mailers.
~Your teachers have quit making comments on your written work at school.
~ Somebody put white-out over your address in the phone book, directory, and school handbook.
~You detect a theme in the above.

Elenka · 10-13-2002, 02:05 PM

~You don't pay bills, because the city has yet to notice that you are a tax-paying citizen.
~You begin all letters and emails with "Write back A.S.A.P."
~Everyone cuts in front of you in line, and when you ask them why, they look blankly at you and then go back to whatever they were doing

Elfmaster XK · 10-13-2002, 02:12 PM

~When there are more people who know you by a fake/pen name than there are who know your real name.

~When you go to visit a friend and find they no longer live there.

~When you find you would rather stay in and read/[insert other random activity] than go out with your friends...who are they?

katya · 10-14-2002, 09:50 PM

~your mom offers to pay for you to get into sports games because "you need a social life" (guilty)

Lefty Scaevola · 10-15-2002, 09:42 AM

When you finnaly decide to "get a life" you by "the Sims" game.

Laurelyn · 10-15-2002, 05:46 PM

Alright, the title of this thread is now officially "You know your social life is drooping when . . . "
Thankies and have fun!

Rûdhaglarien · 10-15-2002, 07:12 PM

~When your parents have a rule that you can't be grounded from dance class, dances, tv, the phone, the computer, or the movies, etc... because they don't want to infringe on your non-existant social life (yep, that's a rule in my house[s] for me)
~When you IM random people whose screennames that you found in other peoples info. (no, I haven't done that... yet)
~When you send letters to yourself just so that you have mail

I'm sure that I'll think of more... all I have to do is think of my life.

Aeryn · 10-16-2002, 04:09 PM

You know your social life is drooping when..

You have to look up the term Social in the dictionary.

You constantly make up lines to movies thinking they "should have been there in the first place"

You begin to refer to characters in books and movies like they are real people (or by their first name).
You expect people to know who you are talking about.

You feel the need to make everything you say rythme.

You instantly know when someone spells a word wrong and have an irrepressible need to correct it. (me...do that...NOOO)

You know what irrepressible means, its definition, and synonyms.

I, Do not, under any circumstances fall under any of these categories

Aeryn · 10-16-2002, 04:11 PM

You look forward to your next bumper sticker siting.

Aeryn · 10-16-2002, 04:13 PM

When your rank on this or anyother fansite matters.(determines your 'social' status)

IM AN ELVEN WARRIOR HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Finally, man.

Sween · 10-17-2002, 10:17 AM

Your dad offers to go to the pub with you to watch the football because all your mates are busy

10-11-2002, 04:52 PM	#1
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	You Know Your Social Life Is Drooping When . . . Those of you who recall YKYLTTMW will also recall how I said I was fond of hilarious lists . . . well, this time, I'm organizing a list for a friend of mine. Anyways, I was hoping you guys could help me out. Here's the catch: She's not a Mooter. So, comments about Entmoot are welcome, but won't be included in the list she ends up reading. K? I'll cite you all for your help in a footnote at the bottom. On that note, here goes: You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . . ~You forget your own address, seeing as nobody cares what it is. ~Your favorite saying, which you dispense at any chance you get, is "An empty inbox with company isn't empty anymore." ~You follow the above statement with your email. ~Nobody takes the hint. ~When you write to people and they wonder who sent them the letter they're reading ~You write to yourself instead (actually, you don't have to be a nobody to do that, but . . .) ~You stoop to writing lists like this (Note: Can anybody see why I need help w/ this? ) __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka Last edited by Laurelyn : 10-18-2002 at 04:41 PM.

10-11-2002, 06:37 PM	#3
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	-Teachers automatically write a D on every paper you turn in. -Your status on Yahoo IM is always "Begging for Attention" __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left. Last edited by Elenka : 10-13-2002 at 02:06 PM.

10-11-2002, 09:38 PM	#4
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	~when you come here(JK!!!) heehee this is one of thos threads isn't it? __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

10-12-2002, 09:12 AM	#5
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Well, yes, ArwenEvenstar, it is. ~You analyze writing styles of letters you were sent last year year just for an excuse to read them over again. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

10-12-2002, 09:25 AM	#6
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	when you go home at 12 at night because all your mates have gone to uni __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

10-11-2002, 05:12 PM	#2
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	whenever your signature is required you sign your name followed by .com Osszie.com

10-12-2002, 09:07 PM	#7
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	-You actually read JunkMail as a part of your morning ritual

10-12-2002, 09:34 PM	#8
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	status When you attend class but the teacher in home room still marks you 'Absent' __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-12-2002, 10:54 PM	#9
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	~When people sit on you. ~When your teachers forget your name. ~When you put in a movie, pause it and have a conversation with the character. ~When you resort to creating an invisible friend. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

10-13-2002, 11:23 AM	#10
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	~You can't remember the traditional way to begin a letter. ~The only people who know you exist are those !@#$%^&! junk mailers. ~Your teachers have quit making comments on your written work at school. ~ Somebody put white-out over your address in the phone book, directory, and school handbook. ~You detect a theme in the above. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism.* Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

10-13-2002, 02:05 PM	#11
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	~You don't pay bills, because the city has yet to notice that you are a tax-paying citizen. ~You begin all letters and emails with "Write back A.S.A.P." ~Everyone cuts in front of you in line, and when you ask them why, they look blankly at you and then go back to whatever they were doing __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

10-13-2002, 02:12 PM	#12
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	~When there are more people who know you by a fake/pen name than there are who know your real name. ~When you go to visit a friend and find they no longer live there. ~When you find you would rather stay in and read/[insert other random activity] than go out with your friends...who are they? __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

10-14-2002, 09:50 PM	#13
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	~your mom offers to pay for you to get into sports games because "you need a social life" (guilty)

10-15-2002, 09:42 AM	#14
Lefty Scaevola AngAdan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Boerne, Texas Posts: 856	When you finnaly decide to "get a life" you by "the Sims" game.

10-15-2002, 05:46 PM	#15
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Alright, the title of this thread is now officially "You know your social life is drooping when . . . " Thankies and have fun! __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

10-15-2002, 07:12 PM	#16
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	~When your parents have a rule that you can't be grounded from dance class, dances, tv, the phone, the computer, or the movies, etc... because they don't want to infringe on your non-existant social life (yep, that's a rule in my house[s] for me) ~When you IM random people whose screennames that you found in other peoples info. (no, I haven't done that... yet) ~When you send letters to yourself just so that you have mail I'm sure that I'll think of more... all I have to do is think of my life. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

10-16-2002, 04:09 PM	#17
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	What social life? You know your social life is drooping when.. You have to look up the term Social in the dictionary. You constantly make up lines to movies thinking they "should have been there in the first place" You begin to refer to characters in books and movies like they are real people (or by their first name). You expect people to know who you are talking about. You feel the need to make everything you say rythme. You instantly know when someone spells a word wrong and have an irrepressible need to correct it. (me...do that...NOOO) You know what irrepressible means, its definition, and synonyms. I, Do not, under any circumstances fall under any of these categories __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-16-2002, 04:11 PM	#18
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	forgot one You look forward to your next bumper sticker siting. __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-16-2002, 04:13 PM	#19
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	got another one When your rank on this or anyother fansite matters.(determines your 'social' status) IM AN ELVEN WARRIOR HA HA HA HA HA HA! Finally, man. __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-17-2002, 10:17 AM	#20
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Your dad offers to go to the pub with you to watch the football because all your mates are busy __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

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