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Truest of Friends
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing.
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Oxymorons
Anyone got any good oxymorons? No duplications please!
Legal Action -- I'm kinda proud of that one, I made it up myself. Giant Shrimp Military Intelligence -- No offense. Freezer Burn
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05-02-2002, 03:47 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Uk
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red orange
im sure u can buy them in spain or something. andy
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05-02-2002, 04:52 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In my jeans
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I'm gonna use the advice:
A person who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, But a person who never asks is a fool for life and say: HUH??? What the ????????????????? 
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05-02-2002, 05:38 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Chithaeglir (Misty Mountains)
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Dark Victory
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05-02-2002, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Alabama
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I like Charlie Brown's favorite: Good grief.
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05-03-2002, 10:53 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Dumb blonde.
No, really. We're actually super intelligent. We just choose to control you mindless idiots with our hair colour. 
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05-03-2002, 07:12 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Islamic tolerance
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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05-03-2002, 07:21 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Uk
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green orange.
they are that colour when un-rype! andy
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05-03-2002, 08:32 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: la dee da
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Civil War... think about it...
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05-03-2002, 11:03 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Barony of Carolingia
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Dry Ice
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05-04-2002, 04:40 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: In my jeans
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FOR THE LOVE OF ERU! SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT AN OXY MORON IS!!!!!!!!!
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05-04-2002, 07:37 AM
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Um...I have no idea, but I think I know how to make one up.
Sane Entmooter *heehee*
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05-04-2002, 09:03 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Wherever I may roam
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Quote:
For example: - Jumbo Shrimp The word 'shrimp' is supposed to imply smallness, so jumbo shrimp doesn't make sense. But in fact, a jumbo shrimp is just a relatively large species of that particular crustacean. |
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05-04-2002, 12:57 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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Fun homework.
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05-04-2002, 01:57 PM
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Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Very true, Laurelyn.
Why is i that I can't think of a single one right now????
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05-04-2002, 03:11 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: La La Land
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there's a long list at oxymoronlist.com. I'm not advertising! I just couldn't post all of them (it wouldn't let me)
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05-04-2002, 03:18 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
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pretty ugly
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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05-04-2002, 04:09 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Uk
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yellow orange
ones that arent quite fully colourd / half albino andy
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05-04-2002, 10:46 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Location: la dee da
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Quote:
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05-05-2002, 04:30 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Manchester, UK
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The faint roaring of you posts is increasing diminishingly.
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