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10-11-2002, 04:52 PM | #1 |
Elf Lord
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You Know Your Social Life Is Drooping When . . .
Those of you who recall YKYLTTMW will also recall how I said I was fond of hilarious lists . . . well, this time, I'm organizing a list for a friend of mine. Anyways, I was hoping you guys could help me out.
Here's the catch: She's not a Mooter. So, comments about Entmoot are welcome, but won't be included in the list she ends up reading. K? I'll cite you all for your help in a footnote at the bottom. On that note, here goes: You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . . ~You forget your own address, seeing as nobody cares what it is. ~Your favorite saying, which you dispense at any chance you get, is "An empty inbox with company isn't empty anymore." ~You follow the above statement with your email. ~Nobody takes the hint. ~When you write to people and they wonder who sent them the letter they're reading ~You write to yourself instead (actually, you don't have to be a nobody to do that, but . . .) ~You stoop to writing lists like this (Note: Can anybody see why I need help w/ this? )
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka Last edited by Laurelyn : 10-18-2002 at 04:41 PM. |
10-11-2002, 05:12 PM | #2 |
Elven Warrior
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whenever your signature is required you sign your name followed by .com
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10-11-2002, 06:37 PM | #3 |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
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-Teachers automatically write a D on every paper you turn in.
-Your status on Yahoo IM is always "Begging for Attention"
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W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left. Last edited by Elenka : 10-13-2002 at 02:06 PM. |
10-11-2002, 09:38 PM | #4 |
Elf Lord
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~when you come here(JK!!!)
heehee this is one of thos threads isn't it?
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10-12-2002, 09:12 AM | #5 |
Elf Lord
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Well, yes, ArwenEvenstar, it is.
~You analyze writing styles of letters you were sent last year year just for an excuse to read them over again.
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
10-12-2002, 09:25 AM | #6 |
im quite stupid
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when you go home at 12 at night because all your mates have gone to uni
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10-12-2002, 09:07 PM | #7 |
Elven Warrior
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-You actually read JunkMail as a part of your morning ritual
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10-12-2002, 09:34 PM | #8 |
Bank'ress of Sith
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When you attend class but the teacher in home room still marks you 'Absent'
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10-12-2002, 10:54 PM | #9 |
Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien
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~When people sit on you.
~When your teachers forget your name. ~When you put in a movie, pause it and have a conversation with the character. ~When you resort to creating an invisible friend.
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10-13-2002, 11:23 AM | #10 |
Elf Lord
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~You can't remember the traditional way to begin a letter.
~The only people who know you exist are those !@#$%^&*! junk mailers. ~Your teachers have quit making comments on your written work at school. ~ Somebody put white-out over your address in the phone book, directory, and school handbook. ~You detect a theme in the above.
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
10-13-2002, 02:05 PM | #11 |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
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~You don't pay bills, because the city has yet to notice that you are a tax-paying citizen.
~You begin all letters and emails with "Write back A.S.A.P." ~Everyone cuts in front of you in line, and when you ask them why, they look blankly at you and then go back to whatever they were doing
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10-13-2002, 02:12 PM | #12 |
Possessive Villain Fancier
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~When there are more people who know you by a fake/pen name than there are who know your real name.
~When you go to visit a friend and find they no longer live there. ~When you find you would rather stay in and read/[insert other random activity] than go out with your friends...who are they?
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10-14-2002, 09:50 PM | #13 |
Elven Maiden
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~your mom offers to pay for you to get into sports games because "you need a social life" (guilty)
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10-15-2002, 09:42 AM | #14 |
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When you finnaly decide to "get a life" you by "the Sims" game.
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10-15-2002, 05:46 PM | #15 |
Elf Lord
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Alright, the title of this thread is now officially "You know your social life is drooping when . . . "
Thankies and have fun!
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
10-15-2002, 07:12 PM | #16 |
Elven Warrior
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~When your parents have a rule that you can't be grounded from dance class, dances, tv, the phone, the computer, or the movies, etc... because they don't want to infringe on your non-existant social life (yep, that's a rule in my house[s] for me)
~When you IM random people whose screennames that you found in other peoples info. (no, I haven't done that... yet) ~When you send letters to yourself just so that you have mail I'm sure that I'll think of more... all I have to do is think of my life.
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10-16-2002, 04:09 PM | #17 |
Bank'ress of Sith
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What social life?
You know your social life is drooping when..
You have to look up the term Social in the dictionary. You constantly make up lines to movies thinking they "should have been there in the first place" You begin to refer to characters in books and movies like they are real people (or by their first name). You expect people to know who you are talking about. You feel the need to make everything you say rythme. You instantly know when someone spells a word wrong and have an irrepressible need to correct it. (me...do that...NOOO) You know what irrepressible means, its definition, and synonyms. I, Do not, under any circumstances fall under any of these categories
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10-16-2002, 04:11 PM | #18 |
Bank'ress of Sith
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forgot one
You look forward to your next bumper sticker siting.
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10-16-2002, 04:13 PM | #19 |
Bank'ress of Sith
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got another one
When your rank on this or anyother fansite matters.(determines your 'social' status)
IM AN ELVEN WARRIOR HA HA HA HA HA HA! Finally, man.
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10-17-2002, 10:17 AM | #20 |
im quite stupid
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Your dad offers to go to the pub with you to watch the football because all your mates are busy
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