The Taming of Jackson

[jerseydevil]

This was brought up in the - Return of the King Predictions (pg 4) thread.

This is for people to post all there suggestions for the raiding party we have planned for February when we storm Jackson's home.

a mob of mooters will storm Jackson's home - led by the JerseyDevil and make Jackson write for every dollar the movie grosses....

"I will never again take a great novel and make a mockery of it by creating a dumbed down, hollywoodized action movie just to make a quick buck!"

"I will never again take a great novel and make a mockery of it by creating a dumbed down, hollywoodized action movie just to make a quick buck!"

"I will never again take a great novel and make a mockery of it by creating a dumbed down, hollywoodized action movie just to make a quick buck!"

"I will never again take a great novel and make a mockery of it by creating a dumbed down, hollywoodized action movie just to make a quick buck!"

"I will never again take a great novel and make a mockery of it by creating a dumbed down, hollywoodized action movie just to make a quick buck!"


ad nauseum (like the movie )....

So who is with me?

Or - we could make him write out The Lord of the Rings novel by hand 20 times so he finally understands what being a TRUE fan of the books is REALLY like - not the psuedo fan he is.

BTW - who thinks that while Jackson writes all this he should wear the Arwen costume? Makes a rather disgusting picture actually - but no worse than seeing Liv Tyler trying to play Arwen or having to get through the butchered Flight to the Ford Scene .