Conspiracy Theories

afro-elf · 06-16-2006, 06:56 AM

Conspiracy Theories

You can choose whatever way you wish to answer.

Examples,

Your Favorite

Silliest,

Most likely,

etc....

The Telcontarion · 06-16-2006, 07:14 AM

Well, how about one from you. Or, reply to your thread about how to make a society better.

One way to do that is not to be afraid, be honest and to speak your mind,

I am waiting Mr. Elf.

Elfhelm · 06-16-2006, 03:35 PM

My favorite conspiracy theory is that JFK was killed by LBJ's hired guns.

I think DaVinci Code is the silliest one.

And the most likely conspiracy theory to be true I would say is that men invented monogamy and fidelity to gain control of the procreative process because they were tired of hearing their sisters' sons say you're not my father!

Gwaimir Windgem · 06-17-2006, 02:37 PM

I'm only paranoid because they're out to get me!

I once saw an Onion title that said (and I paraphrase, workin' from memory) "JFK killed by CIA, FBI, Mafia, Castro, Soviets, Freemasons: President shot 237 times from 42 angles". That's my favourite conspiracy theory.

BeardofPants · 06-18-2006, 01:19 AM

My favourite is where they never actually landed on the moon, and how they go into the how the shadows fall and **** to prove that it was filmed in a studio. *rofl*

Most annoying : any involving Princess @#$@ing Di's death

Most realistic? Dunno. They're all hokey aren't they?

GreyMouser · 06-18-2006, 07:48 AM

Remember, "the Templars have something to do with everything."

The Telcontarion · 06-18-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BeardofPants

My favourite is where they never actually landed on the moon, and how they go into the how the shadows fall and **** to prove that it was filmed in a studio. *rofl*

Most annoying : any involving Princess @#$@ing Di's death

Most realistic? Dunno. They're all hokey aren't they?

Just so you know, I totally believe that moon conspiracy theory. Also you need to see the documentary that they won't show on tv about that issue. When Neal armstrong was confronted, he got mad and screamed why don't you go talk to nasa about that, and then actually punched the interviewer in the face!!! That wasn't even the most convincing part of the documentary.

Never watch what they allow on tv.

Spock · 06-18-2006, 11:07 AM

This topic is a conspiracy to conceal spamming.

***Earniel*** · 06-18-2006, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BeardofPants

My favourite is where they never actually landed on the moon, and how they go into the how the shadows fall and **** to prove that it was filmed in a studio. *rofl*

I probably mentioned this once before but my great-grandmother believed to her death that it had been faked and nothing would shake her from her belief. I thought it was kind of cute. Especially considering since I heard later there actually were plans and a studio to fake it if necessary. Faking the lunar landing,... I think only Americans could come up with something like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spock

This topic is a conspiracy to conceal spamming.

I haven't seen any donuts or scones yet, so... maybe it's a conspiracy hiding under the pretense of discussion! Imagine! The cheek of some people!

me9996 · 06-18-2006, 05:53 PM

I think the Lunar landing studio theory is the silliest, wouldn't you get mad if you went to the moon and no one beleaved you?

*Grabs a donut*

The most likely? The Templar finding Solomans treashure. (It's also my favorite

)

Butterbeer · 06-18-2006, 05:54 PM

... people's cheeks ... donuts ..... unbridled passion .... conspiracies ..... the moon ... outter space ...

... how long before it is banned as too "dangerous"??

***Earniel*** · 06-19-2006, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afro-elf

Your Favorite

Perhaps not really a conspiracy theory but close enough IMO. The Nessie hoax must be my favourite. While the odds of having a last of his kind, prehistoric reptile swimming around in a misty lake weren't that high I still went 'aaww, darn' when hearing the maker of that iconic photograph confessed it was a fake after all.

Spock · 06-19-2006, 10:18 AM

All this on a board about Hobbits, Wizards and other assorted characters.

Elfhelm · 06-19-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyMouser

Remember, "the Templars have something to do with everything."

LOL! This sent me over to the Umberto Eco thread because I couldn't remember of you liked Foucault's Pendulum, but I see you do. (Still chuckling!)

Elfhelm · 06-19-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Perhaps not really a conspiracy theory but close enough IMO. The Nessie hoax must be my favourite. While the odds of having a last of his kind, prehistoric reptile swimming around in a misty lake weren't that high I still went 'aaww, darn' when hearing the maker of that iconic photograph confessed it was a fake after all.

I think the famous UFO picture from the 50's turned out to be a fake, too, when a married couple confessed to it recently.

BeardofPants · 06-19-2006, 06:09 PM

Speaking of which, I was watching stargate season 4 the other day and there's this really paranoid guy who thinks the govt is watching him and stuff, and when the main character in the show asked him about the faked moon landing, he was all like, no silly, that's all a coverup up to hide the real coverup! *rofl*

<edit> and we all know that tintin was the first man on the moon

***Jonathan*** · 06-19-2006, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elfhelm

I think the famous UFO picture from the 50's turned out to be a fake, too, when a married couple confessed to it recently.

Furthermore, thousands of people have confessed to the killings of JFK and other political leaders.

Really, admitting to have orchestrated something that have later become a subject to conspiracy theories, is also a way to get attention.
Confessions that everything's a fake doesn't kill cryptozoology or conspiration theories that easily

Curubethion · 06-19-2006, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BeardofPants

and we all know that tintin was the first man on the moon

Well, duh!

I get a kick out of all the "secret society" theories like Bilderberg and Skulls and Bones. My English teacher was totally into all of the conspiriacy stuff...

Gwaimir Windgem · 06-19-2006, 09:41 PM

Speaking of conspiracy theories, apparently you can now have your very own...

BLOOD SACRAMENT DAGGER OF THE SECRET JESUIT PRIESTS

Read the description for the item. High-larious!

And this fellow apparently got his hands on seven of these babies.

EDIT: If you poke around, turns out this fellow has ceremonial daggers used by Goreans, too!

afro-elf · 06-20-2006, 09:07 AM

I recall a lady stating the Kennedy's were actually the Romanov's come to America.

Wow, I did know that they confessed about Nessie. I guess that would have been great if true.

Oh, the face on Mars. That is a nice one.

Do the fake moon landing people think all satellite photos weather info etc... is fake?

06-16-2006, 06:56 AM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theories You can choose whatever way you wish to answer. Examples, Your Favorite Silliest, Most likely, etc.... __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-16-2006, 07:14 AM	#2
The Telcontarion The one true King of the human race, direct descendant of Adam and heir to the kings of old. "You owe me your fealty." The Tar Minyaturion Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: By the shores of cuivinien Posts: 694	Callin you out my friend!!!! Well, how about one from you. Or, reply to your thread about how to make a society better. One way to do that is not to be afraid, be honest and to speak your mind, I am waiting Mr. Elf. __________________ Proverbs 21:3 To do justice and judgment is more acceptable to the LORD than sacrifice. Ecclesiasticus 2:1-5 1 My son, if thou come to serve the Lord, prepare thy soul for temptation... ...4 Whatsoever is brought upon thee take cheerfully, and be patient when thou art changed to a low estate. 5 For gold is tried in the fire, and acceptable men in the furnace of adversity. Romans 5:3 And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience; Last edited by The Telcontarion : 06-16-2006 at 07:15 AM.

06-17-2006, 02:37 PM	#4
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	I'm only paranoid because they're out to get me! I once saw an Onion title that said (and I paraphrase, workin' from memory) "JFK killed by CIA, FBI, Mafia, Castro, Soviets, Freemasons: President shot 237 times from 42 angles". That's my favourite conspiracy theory. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

06-18-2006, 01:19 AM	#5
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	My favourite is where they never actually landed on the moon, and how they go into the how the shadows fall and **** to prove that it was filmed in a studio. rofl Most annoying : any involving Princess @#$@ing Di's death Most realistic? Dunno. They're all hokey aren't they? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-19-2006, 06:09 PM	#16
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Speaking of which, I was watching stargate season 4 the other day and there's this really paranoid guy who thinks the govt is watching him and stuff, and when the main character in the show asked him about the faked moon landing, he was all like, no silly, that's all a coverup up to hide the real coverup! rofl <edit> and we all know that tintin was the first man on the moon __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 06-19-2006 at 06:10 PM.

06-16-2006, 03:35 PM	#3
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	My favorite conspiracy theory is that JFK was killed by LBJ's hired guns. I think DaVinci Code is the silliest one. And the most likely conspiracy theory to be true I would say is that men invented monogamy and fidelity to gain control of the procreative process because they were tired of hearing their sisters' sons say you're not my father!

06-18-2006, 07:48 AM	#6
GreyMouser Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 301	Remember, "the Templars have something to do with everything."

06-18-2006, 11:07 AM	#8
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	This topic is a conspiracy to conceal spamming.

06-18-2006, 05:54 PM	#11
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	... people's cheeks ... donuts ..... unbridled passion .... conspiracies ..... the moon ... outter space ... ... how long before it is banned as too "dangerous"??

06-19-2006, 10:18 AM	#13
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	All this on a board about Hobbits, Wizards and other assorted characters.

06-19-2006, 09:41 PM	#19
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Speaking of conspiracy theories, apparently you can now have your very own... BLOOD SACRAMENT DAGGER OF THE SECRET JESUIT PRIESTS Read the description for the item. High-larious! And this fellow apparently got his hands on seven of these babies. EDIT: If you poke around, turns out this fellow has ceremonial daggers used by Goreans, too! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle Last edited by Gwaimir Windgem : 06-19-2006 at 09:46 PM.

06-20-2006, 09:07 AM	#20
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	I recall a lady stating the Kennedy's were actually the Romanov's come to America. Wow, I did know that they confessed about Nessie. I guess that would have been great if true. Oh, the face on Mars. That is a nice one. Do the fake moon landing people think all satellite photos weather info etc... is fake? __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 06-21-2006 at 08:23 AM.

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