Britney-a slew of (bad) quotes

hectorberlioz · 04-11-2004, 01:52 AM

like, she must like, you know (waking up on the wrong side of the bad and all

) like be dumb or something!

"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada."
-Britney Spears

comment: geez britney, thats special.

"When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And, that's how me and J. are. When we're in a room together, we don't have to say anything. It's for real"
-Britney Spears

comment: that or you're getting bored with him already.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...ey_spears.html

enjoy!

there are also some great christina aguilara quotes at that same site.

Elvengirl · 04-11-2004, 08:15 AM

lol Hector.

"I always call my cousin because we are so close. We are almost like sisters and we're also close because our moms are sisters."

Oh really?

I love the comment by Jessica Simpson about Tuna. Just because it says "chicken of the sea" doesn't mean it's actually chicken.

hectorberlioz · 04-11-2004, 12:47 PM

Lol, havent read that one yet, but I'll check it out....

Lalaith_Elf · 04-11-2004, 01:52 PM

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."

Comment: It speaks for itself.....

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

Comment: Sure you did.

"I want to be an artist that everyone can relate to, that's young, happy and fun."

Comment: ... and also with breast implants.

"I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me."

Comment: Oh please, somebody do it already!

Falagar · 04-11-2004, 02:23 PM

Even if it's a bit crude, without knowing the occation or context, it's too much fun to let pass...

"I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble."

Comment: We can see that.

"I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'"

Comment: And he must have been like, mad.

"Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?"

Comment: I.

Lalaith_Elf · 04-11-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Falagar
"Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?"

Comment: I.

Aww, and here's me thinking that you had your heart set on being a princess.

Falagar · 04-11-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
Aww, and here's me thinking that you had your heart set on being a princess.

Sorry for shattering your illusion.

Lalaith_Elf · 04-11-2004, 02:33 PM

But you would look so pretty in a dress.

hectorberlioz · 04-11-2004, 02:39 PM

"England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy."
-Britney Spears

Comment: "so crazy that they throw spears at me!

now I'm not Britnet Spears, I'm Britney Speared!".

"I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting."-Britney Spears

comment: "cuz finally I'm starting to find out who I am! after like like like, you know like...years! ahwa

"

"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."
-Britney Spears

comment; wow britney, you're one in a million

you know...coming from a really small town...

"Justin [Timberlake] is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool."
-Britney Spears

comment: "its just so sweet of him to play that prank on janet jackson...not to mention more thna a million young viewer who were just wanting to watch a harmless game fo football! .it was great!"

Falagar · 04-11-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
But you would look so pretty in a dress.

Then again I look good in anything black.

How about you, you'd probably be better (being of the right gender helps, I suppose)! I'm certain you'd do a better (perhaps even good) job.

Lalaith_Elf · 04-11-2004, 02:54 PM

Oh yes I really want to marry Prince William.

Actually I'd be a pretty cool princess., First I'd have to trash B.Palace, then I'd have to get the Queen on dope - maybe sell some of those dogs of hers. Sell those limos and get a monster truck - and of course turn up to my wedding in black!

hectorberlioz · 04-11-2004, 02:54 PM

Of course Lal's a princess

. now stop spamming

Lalaith_Elf · 04-11-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
Of course Lal's a princess. now stop spamming

I will when you do!

Okay I'll stop.

Just stop me having fun.

Falagar · 04-11-2004, 03:13 PM

She's not a princess. She's a queen.

Now, back to something serious: Britney Spears talking.

"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."

Comment: We know exactly what you mean.

By the way, this thread's purpose being to make fun of Britney, yes?

hectorberlioz · 04-11-2004, 03:18 PM

of course!!

and you're right, Lal Elf is a queen

Lalaith_Elf · 04-11-2004, 03:20 PM

You're making me blush.

Now lets get back to slagging.... I mean having a bit of playful fun.... with Spears!

Elvengirl · 04-11-2004, 03:34 PM

"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."

strong morals? umm........right

hectorberlioz · 04-12-2004, 12:37 AM

Lol, Elvengirl

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
You're making me blush.

that was the intent

"I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!"
-Britney Spears

Me: we try.

Lalaith_Elf · 04-12-2004, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
that was the intent

Can I move on to Christina Aguilara now? Please?

"Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act, but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera besides the pop girl."

Comment: Is prospective porn-star another side?

"I'm not just another bimbo."

Comment: Sure your not.

"It's frustrating always being compared to Britney because we are two very different artists... We both dance and sing but people have not yet had enough time to realise that there is a huge difference between us. If she wants to go and do something, I'll want to do the opposite."

Comment: Huh? 'Frustrating being compared to Britney'... You mean that your not Britney!

04-11-2004, 01:52 AM	#1
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Britney-a slew of (bad) quotes like, she must like, you know (waking up on the wrong side of the bad and all ) like be dumb or something! "The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada." -Britney Spears comment: geez britney, thats special. "When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And, that's how me and J. are. When we're in a room together, we don't have to say anything. It's for real" -Britney Spears comment: that or you're getting bored with him already. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...ey_spears.html enjoy! there are also some great christina aguilara quotes at that same site. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-11-2004, 08:15 AM	#2
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	lol Hector. "I always call my cousin because we are so close. We are almost like sisters and we're also close because our moms are sisters." Oh really? I love the comment by Jessica Simpson about Tuna. Just because it says "chicken of the sea" doesn't mean it's actually chicken. __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

04-11-2004, 12:47 PM	#3
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Lol, havent read that one yet, but I'll check it out.... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-11-2004, 01:52 PM	#4
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra." Comment: It speaks for itself..... "I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt." Comment: Sure you did. "I want to be an artist that everyone can relate to, that's young, happy and fun." Comment: ... and also with breast implants. "I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me." Comment: Oh please, somebody do it already! __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

04-11-2004, 02:23 PM	#5
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Even if it's a bit crude, without knowing the occation or context, it's too much fun to let pass... "I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble." Comment: We can see that. "I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'" Comment: And he must have been like, mad. "Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?" Comment: I. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 04-11-2004 at 02:29 PM.

04-11-2004, 02:33 PM	#8
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	But you would look so pretty in a dress. __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

04-11-2004, 02:39 PM	#9
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	"England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy." -Britney Spears Comment: "so crazy that they throw spears at me! now I'm not Britnet Spears, I'm Britney Speared!". "I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting."-Britney Spears comment: "cuz finally I'm starting to find out who I am! after like like like, you know like...years! ahwa " "I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town." -Britney Spears comment; wow britney, you're one in a million you know...coming from a really small town... "Justin [Timberlake] is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool." -Britney Spears comment: "its just so sweet of him to play that prank on janet jackson...not to mention more thna a million young viewer who were just wanting to watch a harmless game fo football! .it was great!" __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 04-11-2004 at 02:49 PM.

04-11-2004, 02:54 PM	#11
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	Oh yes I really want to marry Prince William. Actually I'd be a pretty cool princess., First I'd have to trash B.Palace, then I'd have to get the Queen on dope - maybe sell some of those dogs of hers. Sell those limos and get a monster truck - and of course turn up to my wedding in black! __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

04-11-2004, 02:54 PM	#12
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Of course Lal's a princess. now stop spamming __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-11-2004, 03:13 PM	#14
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	She's not a princess. She's a queen. Now, back to something serious: Britney Spears talking. "I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town." Comment: We know exactly what you mean. By the way, this thread's purpose being to make fun of Britney, yes? __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

04-11-2004, 03:18 PM	#15
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	of course!! and you're right, Lal Elf is a queen __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-11-2004, 03:20 PM	#16
Lalaith_Elf Her Infernal Majesty Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,188	You're making me blush. Now lets get back to slagging.... I mean having a bit of playful fun.... with Spears! __________________ "It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo

04-11-2004, 03:34 PM	#17
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town." strong morals? umm........right __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

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