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Old 09-23-2005, 10:32 PM   #1
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If you could make a team out of all LOTR characters, who would play on it?
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:00 PM   #2
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Gandalf:coach
Aragorn:QB
Boromir:FB
Faramir:HB
4 cave trolls: offensive line and defensive line
legolas, elladan, elrohir, glorfindel: wide receivers
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:42 AM   #3
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If you could make a team out of all LOTR characters, who would play on it?
If there are no restrictions to characters chosen:


Offensive Line: Ents
Defensive Line: Trolls

Wide Recievers: Giant Eagles, Eomer, Strider
Running Backs: Gimli, Thorin, Bombur, Bifur, Bilbo (with Ring)
Tight Ends: Glorfindel, Elronds sons
QB: Tom Bombabil (sp?), Sauron
Kicker: Legolas
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Old 09-24-2005, 06:17 PM   #4
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Hmm...interesting...but the trolls/ents kind of make it invincible . I personally pick Aragorn for QB, Gimli for FB, Faramir for HB, Legolas, Haldir, for WR, Celeborn, Glorfindel for TE, all of Gimli's buddies for DL, and the rest of his buddies for OL. Frodo w/ ring would be a nice HB to...unless the other side had a wraith secondary.
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:21 PM   #5
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and how would rohirrim guys work i.e eomer, i mean are they on horse back? heck make gandalf your HB on shadowfax and your unbeatable
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Old 09-30-2005, 04:56 PM   #6
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Galadriel, Arwen and Lúthien on the cheerleading squad

i'd put Fëanor at QB too... he's gotta have a good arm with all that smithin'
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:03 PM   #7
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I don't know much about football stratagy but I'd put Gimli and Boramer on it
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Old 09-30-2005, 05:46 PM   #8
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goal-keeper: the balrog

left-back: quickbeam
right back: shadowfax
central defence: Beorn (or his son) ...(as a bear)
central defence: the Morgul Lord ( chief nazgul) ... (captain)

central midfield: Gandalf
central midfield: Boromir

left wing: legolas
right wing: Glorfindel

Striker: Aragorn
Striker: Sauron

subs: faramir, Bill 'chopper' ferny, the king of the dead

Manager: Barliaman Butterbur (very much in the Brian Clough style)

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Old 09-30-2005, 06:12 PM   #9
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I think he mean amarican football
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:43 AM   #10
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nope, he just said "team"

besides i and many others this side of the pond no little about "american" football!
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:12 AM   #11
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goal-keeper: the balrog

left-back: quickbeam
right back: shadowfax
central defence: Beorn (or his son) ...(as a bear)
central defence: the Morgul Lord ( chief nazgul) ... (captain)

central midfield: Gandalf
central midfield: Boromir

left wing: legolas
right wing: Glorfindel

Striker: Aragorn
Striker: Sauron

subs: faramir, Bill 'chopper' ferny, the king of the dead

Manager: Barliaman Butterbur (very much in the Brian Clough style)
With Elrond as your coach. I imagine he is very good at tactial things.
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Old 10-01-2005, 12:20 PM   #12
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Galadriel, Arwen and Lúthien on the cheerleading squad
don't forget eowyn
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:19 PM   #13
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Sorry, BB, I was intending American football...(why did you have to steal the name???)
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