Middle Earth Recipes

galadriel88 · 09-24-2002, 09:37 PM

OK, SGH has given me permission to restart this thread (thanks!). I made some lembas on Sunday in honor of Frodo & Bilbo's birthday, and did a couple things different from the original recipe posted by Tanoliel in the original thread. Here is the first recipe:

1/2 stick butter (unsalted)
1 cup oat flour or ground oats
1 cup flour
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
1 Tbl. oil
1 Tbl. honey
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 - 1/2 tsp. cloves or other spice of your choice
Directions: um...cream the butter and then throw everything else in...then knead it out with lots of flour as needed, roll out the dough, cut into rounds, and bake at 350 degrees for about ten minutes.

What I did was double the honey - this makes it a bit sweeter. Also salted butter works fine, I was scared to use it at first for fear that it might do something horrible! but it turned out perfectly.

And I decided not to worry about grinding the oats since I have not been able to find oat flour anywhere, and I don't have an effective way to grind oats. So I just used a cup of Quaker oatmeal, which works nicely. So, by starting this thread I hope you guys will be inspired to get experimenting!

I'm planning to try some stuff with mushrooms myself, which should be interesting...

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 09-24-2002, 11:21 PM

Ok, I will allow this thread for the time being as long as it stays on topic and does not get silly or too long.

I would think that there are only so many ways you can make lembas, and with the other closed thread of recipes, this should not become lengthy. If it does, or if it becomes off topic or non-sensical, it will be closed.

TinuvielChild · 09-25-2002, 10:28 PM

If you do try something with mushrooms, please post it! In a very hobbit-like fashion, I adore mushrooms, although usually I just eat them raw in the package from the grocery store. Ok, this will be the last post I make on this thread that does not contain something having to do with recipes.

Snowdog · 10-01-2002, 11:53 AM

Mrs. Maggot's Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms

Ingredients:

1/4 cup sweet East Farthing onion, diced
1 teaspoon olive oil (South Gondorian)
1 pinch brown sugar
1/2 cup firm tofu, squeezed dry, crumbled
salt, to taste
1 large portobello mushroom, cleaned, stem removed
1 pinch nutmeg, freshly grated
fresh mint, parsley or cilantro (garnish), chopped

Fire the oven to 350° F. Saute onion with oil and sugar over medium-low heat until onion is soft and transparent, 4 to 5 minutes. Add tofu and salt; lightly brown tofu. Remove from heat.

Place mushroom, stem side up, on a baking sheet. Mound filling over stem side of mushroom; dust with nutmeg. Bake 10 to 15 minutes on middle oven rack. Garnish with mint, parsley or cilantro. To serve, slice into wedges.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 11-10-2002, 01:27 AM

I have these three recipes that I made. They are really good. And simple. You should try them sometime.

1: Elven Biscuits

Beat two eggs in a large bowl
Add in one cup of flour, 1/4 teaspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon baking powder.
Pour in one cup milk.
Finely chop one Elf.
Add to mixture.
Roll out into sheet and cut out rounds.
Bake for 20 minutes at 360 degrees.
Very good with honey.

2. Dwarf Banana Bread.

Make normal banana bread and instead of nuts add one pound diced dwarf.
For an extra good loaf, use only dwarf noses. Available at Mordor-mart

3. Hobbit Breakfast Smoothie

Put one banana, one cup of strawberries, one cup blue berries, one cup milk, and one hobbit in a blender.
Blend until smooth.
Note: For better smoothie, de-fur the hobbit before hand.
Note2: If hobbit does not fit in blender, just cut off feet. It will fit.
Note3: Remember to put lid of blender on first and to hold it down. Hobbit brains are buggers to get off the ceiling.

I can't belive Khamul didn't want me to post these wonder full recipies for all to see.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 11-12-2002, 11:03 PM

Quote:

I can't belive Khamul didn't want me to post these wonder full recipies for all to see.

Sad part is that you've caused this thread to be closed now. Some people just don't read or listen.

09-24-2002, 09:37 PM	#1
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Middle Earth Recipes OK, SGH has given me permission to restart this thread (thanks!). I made some lembas on Sunday in honor of Frodo & Bilbo's birthday, and did a couple things different from the original recipe posted by Tanoliel in the original thread. Here is the first recipe: 1/2 stick butter (unsalted) 1 cup oat flour or ground oats 1 cup flour 1 egg 1/4 cup milk 1 Tbl. oil 1 Tbl. honey 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 - 1/2 tsp. cloves or other spice of your choice Directions: um...cream the butter and then throw everything else in...then knead it out with lots of flour as needed, roll out the dough, cut into rounds, and bake at 350 degrees for about ten minutes. What I did was double the honey - this makes it a bit sweeter. Also salted butter works fine, I was scared to use it at first for fear that it might do something horrible! but it turned out perfectly. And I decided not to worry about grinding the oats since I have not been able to find oat flour anywhere, and I don't have an effective way to grind oats. So I just used a cup of Quaker oatmeal, which works nicely. So, by starting this thread I hope you guys will be inspired to get experimenting! I'm planning to try some stuff with mushrooms myself, which should be interesting... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

09-25-2002, 10:28 PM	#3
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	If you do try something with mushrooms, please post it! In a very hobbit-like fashion, I adore mushrooms, although usually I just eat them raw in the package from the grocery store. Ok, this will be the last post I make on this thread that does not contain something having to do with recipes. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

10-01-2002, 11:53 AM	#4
Snowdog Dúnedain Ranger of the North Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ruins of Arnor Posts: 892	Mrs. Maggot's Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms Ingredients: 1/4 cup sweet East Farthing onion, diced 1 teaspoon olive oil (South Gondorian) 1 pinch brown sugar 1/2 cup firm tofu, squeezed dry, crumbled salt, to taste 1 large portobello mushroom, cleaned, stem removed 1 pinch nutmeg, freshly grated fresh mint, parsley or cilantro (garnish), chopped Fire the oven to 350° F. Saute onion with oil and sugar over medium-low heat until onion is soft and transparent, 4 to 5 minutes. Add tofu and salt; lightly brown tofu. Remove from heat. Place mushroom, stem side up, on a baking sheet. Mound filling over stem side of mushroom; dust with nutmeg. Bake 10 to 15 minutes on middle oven rack. Garnish with mint, parsley or cilantro. To serve, slice into wedges. __________________ "I am an outlaw, I was born an outlaw's son. The highway is my legacy, on the highway I will run."

11-10-2002, 01:27 AM	#5
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	I have these three recipes that I made. They are really good. And simple. You should try them sometime. 1: Elven Biscuits Beat two eggs in a large bowl Add in one cup of flour, 1/4 teaspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon baking powder. Pour in one cup milk. Finely chop one Elf. Add to mixture. Roll out into sheet and cut out rounds. Bake for 20 minutes at 360 degrees. Very good with honey. 2. Dwarf Banana Bread. Make normal banana bread and instead of nuts add one pound diced dwarf. For an extra good loaf, use only dwarf noses. Available at Mordor-mart 3. Hobbit Breakfast Smoothie Put one banana, one cup of strawberries, one cup blue berries, one cup milk, and one hobbit in a blender. Blend until smooth. Note: For better smoothie, de-fur the hobbit before hand. Note2: If hobbit does not fit in blender, just cut off feet. It will fit. Note3: Remember to put lid of blender on first and to hold it down. Hobbit brains are buggers to get off the ceiling. I can't belive Khamul didn't want me to post these wonder full recipies for all to see. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

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09-24-2002, 11:21 PM	#2
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	Ok, I will allow this thread for the time being as long as it stays on topic and does not get silly or too long. I would think that there are only so many ways you can make lembas, and with the other closed thread of recipes, this should not become lengthy. If it does, or if it becomes off topic or non-sensical, it will be closed.